[Who said she was being sarcastic? For a moment she actually looks a little amused as she leans back, crossing her arms over her chest. Look at all this considerable not sacrificing going on here in her little hands, oh King of Kings.

There's no mistaking that face she makes at the part about the virgins.]

But if I'm so busy out there sacrificin', how can I tell you stories so you can lay your wee head down?

[She does pause though.]

What's with th' preferrin' goats over women?