[...alright, not exactly the response Lucifer was expecting, but. Okay.

In any case, clearly acting otherwise is a waste of time, so just gonna drop the whole "hi im an unassuming schoolgirl with no ties to the devil whatsoever" act.]

[Probably going to end up taking this far too seriously, but.]

Your arrival here has far surpassed my expectations. I imagined one of His tools would arrive, but the Son of God himself...just what is He planning for this world?