Too true. Quite a shame that pawns are generally the first pieces to fall, however.

[ Dorian smiles like he's called check in a chess game. Not that he's trying to win or lose, but he is trying to voice his dissatisfaction with as much sass as possible. So there's that.

But then, Dorian is great at disagreeing with people. He does it all the time with the Chantry sisters back in Thedas. ]

And who could blame you? Too much more of this and I'll be waking up tomorrow wondering where I've put my smalls. [ And yet he takes another swig to mark his words. It's strong stuff, but that just makes it more fun. ]

In all my travels, I've found that drinking is one of life's few consistent pleasures. I'm proud to say tongue is almost completely immune.

[ No he's not. ]