FAERIELAND SHAMING the meme

[gordianknots]

Dog shaming is, of course, when you place signs of your pet's shame beside them to show the world what they have done. So, why not tell the Drabwurld about what your best friend or favourite ally or hated enemy has done that earns them the same level of shame? Doesn't matter if they did it here or back home, just write up a sign so that everyone else knows too.

Here's how it works:
1. Post a top level comment
2. Go forth to other people's comments and shame away.
3. Feel free to try and defend yourself, or pick a few good arguments about what you're being shamed for.
4. Have fun

Comments

this is beautiful i'm sorry

[gordianknots]

I think you just have to accept it at this point.

[teenyoda]

Lies.

[desperate_times]

[ I don't have ENEMIES. Just FRENEMIES. There's a difference. ]

[teenyoda]

"I'm stupid and ugly and stupid. And I creep on teenagers. What's up with that? Someone slap a house arrest bracelet on me."

[starspangled]

Only the ones that are suspiciously closed.

[starspangled]

I thought this was a game about shame.

[desperate_times]

Honestly, I'm not sure I have any good material to shame you with. I could make something up, if you want.

[notavirtue]

"There's a war on, and I'm just sitting here watching The Young and the Restless."

Javik | Mass Effect

[notavirtue]

[starspangled]

Let's hear it.

[notavirtue]

"I'm a borderline animal hoarder."

[desperate_times]

Alright...

[ When I go into battle, I go COMMANDO. ]

Better?

[starspangled]

It's good. But instead of "commando", you could've said "lacy ladies undergarments."

[desperate_times]

I guess I like picturing the first one better.

[vrykolakas]

[winks]

That is exactly what I need you to say if the law comes knocking, Miss Granger.

[brainiest]

I - no! [ fjskdjg!!! ]

[ziggyzoggy]

[Vol'jin laughing in the corner with gourds.jpg]

[ziggyzoggy]

Point. She was gonna come back one way or t'other.

[depicted]

"I made a teenager cry by insisting on genocide."

[thebreakingwave]

And better this way, than entirely under Reynard's control.

[ It's not said, but there's a hint of 'you don't actually know what she can do and maybe that's for the best'. ]

[metalica]

Gimli | LOTR

[gloinul]

[thebreakingwave]

Hermione, that's not why I introduced you too. I mean, I understand that every witch needs to make a living, but...

Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald | Fate/Zero

[enjoymyatelier]

[snipers]

"I enjoy camping with teenagers."

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