You've seen me all of twice. Unless you've been stalking me, which sure isn't very knightly either.

For the record, I don't remember being drunk the first time.

[But it's pretty much a constant state of insobriety, ssssooo...]

Either way, that's pretty shameful, Gawain, speaking so poorly of a lady. Aren't you supposed to uphold chivalry and all that shit? Which seems to include kindness and politeness toward women?