See, that's what I ... should say instead of never saying it, but everyone's all caught up in dating and romance and all that drama that I think that's meant to be their outlet. I wouldn't really know. [Between a lack of experience and being closeted, he hasn't had a lot of genuine opportunities. Plus, like Jean said, he's an overcompensating idiot.]

Though you should really see their fights when they get into them. They're great! [Bobby, people's romantic squabbles aren't actual real life soap operas.

Except when they are.]