[Wow rude.] I'll be sixteen next month. [And he's very huffy about that, thank you very much. Stupid Drabwurld. Stupid slow aging.]

There are a bunch of native vampires, too...but two of the vampire shardbearers actually hold positions of power around here. [He's never met the Brucolac or Damon, but he's heard enough about them to know.] Wouldn't the real question be if you want to know them?