hot or not (thanks eudio!)

[thebreakingwave]

1. Post your beautiful darlings.
2. ICly comment around with their assessment of how attractive other characters are on a scale of 1-10!
(10 is TAKE ME NOW, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD and 1 is BEGONE FROM MY SIGHT, PITEOUS CREATURE!)
3. Shenanigans to follow.
4. Profit before the Void eats us all.

Comments

[babbylon]

Well, it's starting to get a little cliché, so I'll play the role of the strong, handsome lover for a while. It suits me.

[Wait for it...

Wait for it...]

I'm sure you'll make a fine enough wife with the proper training.

[depicted]

I'd say I'm sorry, but I can't lie.

[showmeyourwreath]

[...

/eats a macaroon]

[atoned]

MAYBE!

[ HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND WHO WILL KILL HIM IF HE RANKS ANYONE A TEN.

even though mai is literally one million thousand bazillion. ]

I'll take it back!

hahaha

[wwjd]

It is not a sin -- purely on its own -- to recognize and describe attractiveness, Jack.

[skjalf]

You are as an angel brought down from Heaven to tread amongst we mere mortals, Lady Clarke.

( 11! )

[atoned]

Eight ...

His Majesty is an eight, too. I guess.

[showmeyourwreath]

The most objective and unbiased! But I also happen to be the one most qualified to give it.

[uwu]

[fauxdysseus]

Your dedication to the pursuit of information is plenty attractive. For diverse reasons.

...

I refuse to put a number on that sort of attractiveness, my friend.

[enthraller]

[The flattest look possible.]

It isn't "tsundere". You're just annoying.

[babbylon]

I see, I see. One as stubborn such as you, I misunderstood from the start. Clearly...

[UAHAHAHAHAHAHA...]

This requires hands-on training to get through that thick skull of yours.

[conqueress]

[ Guess who's on the short list of women Dany would take as a lover? ]

[manipulative]

A number can't catch your beauty, the enigmatic Mr El.

[ fuck yeah, being suave as shit. ]

[uptowngirl]

Eight. Maybe.

[ Two can play this game. ]

[showmeyourwreath]

I think it's just very true, Asami! But you're very welcome. You're a rare woman of elegance and practicality.

[skjalf]

( Is that a blush? No, not at all. )

I— you have my thanks, Captain.

[fauxdysseus]

[ SPUTTERS ]

[babbylon]

[BITCH DON'T TOUCH MY MACAROONS

ROARING GODZILLA NOISES]

REVISE YOUR RATING! DO IT RIGHT NOW!

[enthraller]

I'm a little insulted.

[HE IS A PROPER ADULT OKAY.]

[showmeyourwreath]

[ She'll bring wine and cake. ]

Her Majesty is much too gracious to me. Yet another of her winsome qualities, to be certain.

[manipulative]

I doubt a scale works in the opposite direction. Do minuses even exist?

[ look, you're the prettiest alien of any alien. ]

[babbylon]

You're too heavy on the tsun. Consider recalibrating the balance a bit.

[skjalf]

( The feeling is very, very much mutual! )

[notyetlegend]

[She heard the rest of that ]

I suppose I can be satisfied with that.

[c:]

[wwjd]

10.