Bess has a mighty appreciation for a well-toned physique, this is very true. She might just

I'm not feeling that Lagertha would basically worship Nothingness, but if he ever sacrifices to the Shuck or other gods, she'd be down for that. She finds most of the gods (see: the monarchs) shams, who think they're greater than Odin and the entirety of her pantheon and haha no way.

Awesome!