((ooc: 3 cuz woodland hippies need their blonds.))
[Somehow, Roxas has gotten himself into quite the predicament. Although many could argue about his current position. His little recon adventure landed him in the arms of one very beautiful and very naked tree spirit that seems to be having a grand time running her fingers through his hair. Roxas, sadly, is too much of a gentleman to scare her away and too much of a Disney-affiliated character to remove his hand from his eyes. Because she's naked, and that is embarrassing. He's not even really sure how he got into this situation. Apparently offering his coat (cuz naked) was an invitation for fawning over him? He never asked for this.]
Miss, could you...not? Urgh, I mean, I was just offering my-- no, they're not going to lay flat, okay?
[Welp, this sure is awkward. Would anyone like to chase off the Dryad and rescue this poor minor?]
Roxas | Kingdom Hearts
[Somehow, Roxas has gotten himself into quite the predicament. Although many could argue about his current position. His little recon adventure landed him in the arms of one very beautiful and very naked tree spirit that seems to be having a grand time running her fingers through his hair. Roxas, sadly, is too much of a gentleman to scare her away and too much of a Disney-affiliated character to remove his hand from his eyes. Because she's naked, and that is embarrassing. He's not even really sure how he got into this situation. Apparently offering his coat (cuz naked) was an invitation for fawning over him? He never asked for this.]
Miss, could you...not? Urgh, I mean, I was just offering my-- no, they're not going to lay flat, okay?
[Welp, this sure is awkward. Would anyone like to chase off the Dryad and rescue this poor minor?]