Yes, well, I did fight in the battle of Al Areesh, nearly singlehandedly freed occupied London from the forces of Nouda the Devourer, fought on the walls of Jerico and Karnak, and watched Prague fall to the forces of Gladstone. I have been in wars for or against everyone from Assyria to Great Zimbabwe, so you'll forgive me if you don't strike me as terribly intimidating. I have seen a thousand masters come and go, and have survived them all. You're still in denial that we're all here as slaves.

[He says this more seriously than he has been - he's bragging some, of course, comes with the territory, but also does mean what he says, especially the last bit.]