[ Her scarves are way more important, they stop crimes of fashion occurring. Or should. 'Love magic' on it, gross. Sounds like an STD, which she does not condone. ]
Herc's buddy Iolaus told me this one time that he went through a portal to an alternate reality where, like, everyone was way different. Ares was the God of Love and I was this weird, prudish queen. [ Her smile wilts again, a little harder to pick up. ] And Hephaestus wasn't ever really happy about much anyway, don't sweat it.
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[ Her scarves are way more important, they stop crimes of fashion occurring. Or should. 'Love magic' on it, gross. Sounds like an STD, which she does not condone. ]
Herc's buddy Iolaus told me this one time that he went through a portal to an alternate reality where, like, everyone was way different. Ares was the God of Love and I was this weird, prudish queen. [ Her smile wilts again, a little harder to pick up. ] And Hephaestus wasn't ever really happy about much anyway, don't sweat it.