[He doesn't make much of an effort to move, wanting a little cool down and hoping that a little fun is exactly what the doctor ordered for her. It hits him in the chest, exploding and spraying water over his face and shoulders. He laughs and hefts her pistol, then a balloon.]

Nice shot. Now, the question is, should I give you back your itty bitty gun to try to get even... or just douse you?

[So many choices....]