By sky bison. And about three weeks away by horse. And I don't even know how many days by fairy ring. [That is to say that your brother is probably as far away as possible at the moment.

Nevertheless though the video function of the locket turns on and Sharpay's going to be greeted with a massive amount of white fur in the picture. Ryan's out of the frame holding the locket, but it's obvious he's talking to the bison.] Appa...c'mon, stop ignoring me. Turn...good boy.

[And yeah. There is now also a camera-full of bison-face.]

This is about as good as it's gonna get right now.