[ He apparently has a weakness for horribad TV dramas, what can he say?

Allll in the Bloooody Beautiful~ sings the jingle TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT MORE! WILL THE CHILD BRING DESTRUCTION OR PEACE? WILL MICHAEL BE REUNITED WITH HIS WIFE? NEEEEEXT WEEK ON THE BLOODY BEAUTIFUL!

Maglor smiles quietly and shrugs, offering her the Re-mote ]

Please, by all means - it seems my show has ended. I do not know what they have showing, but perhaps you might find something agreeable.