Honestly, I'm just happy it's not Taylor Swift. Or Billy Ray Cyrus. Pretty much anyone who made music after the 90s was just... it's a waste.
[The bottle is sloshing its contents as Damon lifts it to take another drink, he who is not so brilliant a commander and is a very ruthless not-knight, licks his lips before answering the king of old.]
It's not bourbon, but... It's better than wine in a box. Or gin. I have no idea how people drink that. They had something stronger the last time and I'm keeping an eye out for that. If you see a bottle with bark wrapped around the lower half and a wax seal, let me know. That's the good stuff.
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[The bottle is sloshing its contents as Damon lifts it to take another drink, he who is not so brilliant a commander and is a very ruthless not-knight, licks his lips before answering the king of old.]
It's not bourbon, but... It's better than wine in a box. Or gin. I have no idea how people drink that. They had something stronger the last time and I'm keeping an eye out for that. If you see a bottle with bark wrapped around the lower half and a wax seal, let me know. That's the good stuff.