mistletoe meme comment with your character bam, now your character is under some mistletoe. no moving until you lock lips with someone. easy as it sounds.
Somehow, I imagine that'd go about as well as twiddling our thumbs and waiting to be suddenly transported home. I suppose it's a reasonable course of action that might eventually be successful, but it'd get horrendously dull and there's no guarantee it'd work.
[No this is so embarrassing and improper - to kiss someone he hardly knows, out of the blue! The colour drains from his face the more he thinks about it. But if that's what's been decided... He leans forward, since he can't actually take a step, and quickly presses his lips to Kayneth's. Maybe with a little too much force in his panic, but at least he draws back immediately!]
If you believe I'll simply give in because of our situation, you're wrong. There's always another alternative--I just need to discover it before you do so you can praise me for it.
[ So forthright! ] Let's see, I suppose lighting it on fire wouldn't work.
...hah, those are some big words. I wonder if you'd really be able to live up to them?
[NOW YOU'VE MADE THIS INTO A COMPETITION]
Fire may make things worse, but I have to wonder --- dryads do exist in the Drabwurld, do they not? I know they're generally associated with trees instead of just any old plant, but species like that rarely always play by the rules legends say they do.
...well, we'll probably get hungry eventually, and it's customary. I'll admit that it's a bit awkward, given that I'm engaged, but I suppose there's no helping it.
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Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald | Fate/Zero
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Hi Kayneth. Sorry. She thought you were someone tall dark and handsome.
Oops. Not the first time that's happened, huh?]
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Ah...haha.
[LOUDLY CLEARS THROAT]
Well, erm, 'tis the season, I suppose...?
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[Cue frantic preening in her pocket mirror.]
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[HOW... DOES HE EVEN MISTLETOE]
Well, no, that's not it, it's just... it's just mistletoe, but, well...
...you know, never mind.
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[SHE'S SO CONFUSED.]
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[WHY THE HELL DID YOU JUST KISS HIM THEN]
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[She gives him the most curious look.]
You looked lonely and cold. It was merely to cheer you up.
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Well, thank you?
[what the fuck is any of this]
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You're welcome!
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It, ah, seems we have a predicament...
[too victorian to say it]
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...well, does it even count with us?
[oh.]
...apparently it does. Well, I suppose it wouldn't discriminate, thinking about it.
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[He is not nearly so composed as he usually is...]
O-of course, we could wait and hope for the best...!
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[No this is so embarrassing and improper - to kiss someone he hardly knows, out of the blue! The colour drains from his face the more he thinks about it. But if that's what's been decided... He leans forward, since he can't actually take a step, and quickly presses his lips to Kayneth's. Maybe with a little too much force in his panic, but at least he draws back immediately!]
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there you go, then, now they can actually move]
...well, that was relatively painless.
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This is the worst.
[ No for real, this is the worst. ]
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Let's get this over with and never speak of it again.
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[ So forthright! ] Let's see, I suppose lighting it on fire wouldn't work.
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[NOW YOU'VE MADE THIS INTO A COMPETITION]
Fire may make things worse, but I have to wonder --- dryads do exist in the Drabwurld, do they not? I know they're generally associated with trees instead of just any old plant, but species like that rarely always play by the rules legends say they do.
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[oh no... redheads...]
Well, this isn't a particularly difficult predicament to get out of, although we could hope that it... wears off eventually.
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