mistletoe meme comment with your character bam, now your character is under some mistletoe. no moving until you lock lips with someone. easy as it sounds.
Maybe because I wasn't expecting Jon lips to just come crashing down on mine. It's generally kind of polite to ask before you decide to give someone an oral exam.
[WOW RUDE he gives out a free oral exam with complementary face exfoliation via beard scratchies and all he gets are complaints. Last time he bothers to be generous, tbh.]
I just wanted to be able to walk again! You were only going to stand there nervously talking about nothing, like you do, until one of us died of old age.
Well, maybe I was trying to find a non-kissing way out of this. Not like I walk around kissing guys every day. Which, by the way, you're clearly very comfortable with. There something you're not telling me, Jon? Were you actually awake for those sponge baths?
Awake for the-- what? [No. Just best not to question Stiles when he's being Stiles-y.] It's just a bleeding kiss, what's it matter? [MR TALKS ALL THE TIME ABOUT MASTURBATION.]
Because that was my first boy kiss, that's what matters. I just thought it would be different and not so much of a 'surprise, here's my tongue'. No wonder girls are scared.
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At least I did kiss. You just stood there like a... dead fish. Maybe you're what broke it.
[Honestly though, how do live fish kiss? It's probably very unpleasant and slimy.]
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[Huff. HUFF HUFF, JON. GOD.]
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I just wanted to be able to walk again! You were only going to stand there nervously talking about nothing, like you do, until one of us died of old age.
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