... Well, if Naga here isn't going to eat me right now then I guess I'm back down to ninety-nine problems. Apparently I've been kidnapped by faeries.
[Normally he'd be more cautious about telling someone that straight up, given how insane it sounds, but he's already talking to the girl with the polar beardog so he imagines she won't think he's crazy.]
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Of course she is.
[Silly him.]
... Well, if Naga here isn't going to eat me right now then I guess I'm back down to ninety-nine problems. Apparently I've been kidnapped by faeries.
[Normally he'd be more cautious about telling someone that straight up, given how insane it sounds, but he's already talking to the girl with the polar beardog so he imagines she won't think he's crazy.]