TEST DRIVE #6

[fairyfoes]

TEST DRIVE MEME

Considering apping to EACHDRAIDH? Why not give the setting a test run here! OPTIONAL SCENARIOS 01. ARRIVING IN THE DRABWURLD. The Seelie and Unseelie courts welcome you with mirthful revelry and hearty food. After you have been briefed on your purpose here, you will find an endless feast and a night filled with entertainment to placate your concerns. Mingle with new arrivals, sneak down the castle halls and make sure your eyes are always on your glass; fairies and imps have no bias when it comes to tricks! 02. THE STATION. Looking for a little slice of home? The Station gives you all that and more. Take advantage of the wifi, have a cup of fairy-brewed coffee (the one they didn't spit in) or sit back and relax on the patio. You can even move your things into one of the available rooms! 03. WILDCARD. Your own scenario! Explore the Drabwurld or simply take advantage of your Locket!

Comments

[sangilak]

[ while naga's busy giving oreki a look like "really?", korra chuckles. ]

That's Naga! [ said like it answers everything. ] She's a polar beardog.

[conservationist]

Oh.

Of course she is.

[Silly him.]

... Well, if Naga here isn't going to eat me right now then I guess I'm back down to ninety-nine problems. Apparently I've been kidnapped by faeries.

[Normally he'd be more cautious about telling someone that straight up, given how insane it sounds, but he's already talking to the girl with the polar beardog so he imagines she won't think he's crazy.]

[sangilak]

[ wait, kidnapped? korra's eyebrow lifts ]

Then... aren't you in the wrong castle?

[conservationist]

[Literally as impassioned as Oreki ever sounds:]

No! I definitely don't belong in that castle either! I'm on the wrong planet.

[sangilak]

[ beat.


beat...




well. ]

Actually, you're in the wrong universe.

[conservationist]

Well, that's not better.

Anyways, so, I'm not okay. I asked the faeries how to get home and they just laughed and said "no take-backs".

[sangilak]

That sounds like them.

[ she nods ]

People do go back sometimes, but it's never when they mean to.

[conservationist]

Well, I didn't agree to this. I mean, they tell me I did, but they say I agreed to it in my dreams, while I was asleep. That doesn't count.

[sangilak]

Just be glad they didn't stick you in a sack and drag you north.

[conservationist]

... ... ... ...



Is that a thing?

[sangilak]

Yeah.

[conservationist]

Well, okay, I guess I'm glad I got the less rough treatment.


But kidnapped is still kidnapped.

[sangilak]

Uh huh.

[ ... ]

So what're you planning to do about it?

[conservationist]

I was hoping that complaining to you would help, to be perfectly honest.

[sangilak]

Well, I can't send you home. Try talking to the Monarchs.

[conservationist]

Maybe I will. Will that work?

[sangilak]

[ no ]

It's worth a shot.

[conservationist]

All right. I'll give it a try.

... Uh, if that doesn't work, what would your plan "B" be? If you were me.

[sangilak]

But... I'm not you.

[conservationist]

Right, but... I mean, hypothetically, if you wanted to get sent back home.

[sangilak]

[ SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU THINK. WHAT YOUR MOTIVES ARE. HOW CAN SHE PUT HERSELF IN YOUR SHOES IF SHE DOESN'T KNOW THE BASICS. ]

... Don't be of any use to the Queens?

[ look okay she's not very good at this ]

[conservationist]

Don't be any use? Umm... okay.

... Don't worry. I've got that part down?

[sangilak]

[ SIDE EYES.. ]

Really?

[conservationist]

We all have our gifts.