TEST DRIVE #6

[fairyfoes]

TEST DRIVE MEME

Considering apping to EACHDRAIDH? Why not give the setting a test run here! OPTIONAL SCENARIOS 01. ARRIVING IN THE DRABWURLD. The Seelie and Unseelie courts welcome you with mirthful revelry and hearty food. After you have been briefed on your purpose here, you will find an endless feast and a night filled with entertainment to placate your concerns. Mingle with new arrivals, sneak down the castle halls and make sure your eyes are always on your glass; fairies and imps have no bias when it comes to tricks! 02. THE STATION. Looking for a little slice of home? The Station gives you all that and more. Take advantage of the wifi, have a cup of fairy-brewed coffee (the one they didn't spit in) or sit back and relax on the patio. You can even move your things into one of the available rooms! 03. WILDCARD. Your own scenario! Explore the Drabwurld or simply take advantage of your Locket!

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as you should be

[deiform]

[ he beams at the pseudo-recognition, though it somehow manages to convey the faintest hint of self-consciousness, too. ]

It can be hard turning it off. [ like.. impossible. people are just naturally drawn to him because of it. ] There's quite a few of us here, actually! [ he tucks his currently empty glass under his arm, then offers out his hand. wow, that sure is a nasty scar there. and up close like this, there sure are small scars across his brow. .. loki, you might just be right. ] I'm Yeshua, it's nice to meet you. This you.

[ a beat. ]

Did you notice that Han Solo is here, by the way..?

[ikols]

I did! I might even mention multiversal realms to him, that way we can sit down and talk without melting his brain, even if we're infringing on the omniversal side of things right about now. I'm ninety-percent sure that if anyone from his reality can handle that talk, it's him.

[ Who doesn't want to hang out with Han Solo, that is the real question here. Loki's smile tightens a fraction when he hears this you, and he thinks how irritatingly omni-sentient some gods are. That's cheating, Yeshua. ]

You wouldn't have enjoyed the others. [ Perhaps one iteration, but he is gone forever and no one wants the remaining God of Evil to make an appearance, least of all himself. Moving on: Loki munches his snackfood with a vengeance. ] I can veil it for you, if you like. The power.

[ It's not a lie, it's a helpful magical shroud. Want? Wiggly fingers say they will oblige. ]

[deiform]

[ he bobs a knowing nod, rubbing his chin thoughtfully at the comments. ] You know, that's probably true. I'm sure Han would just take it and dismiss it. Though Luke would probably do okay, too. He's had a lot of shocks, and the whole Darth Vader reveal probably took the cake. Anything after that might seem minor. [ plus, jesus would love to sit down and have a talk with him. and maybe ask for his autograph.

he blinks then, head tilting a little, expression puzzled for a moment before the lightbulb seems to flicker on. ] Oh! Oh, no, I meant.. you know, there's a 'you' where I'm from, too. Or there used to be. I haven't really spent much time with the Norse pantheon in a while. He's a redhead, did you know?

[ it's definitely a different look. the dark hair suits this loki, though, he thinks.

the offer earns another of those warm smiles. it's probably no exaggeration to say that jesus literally loves everyone. ] Oh, that would be nice of you. Usually it sort of settles on its own after a while, but I don't want to inconvenience anyone.. [ like.. zombies or vampires or stuff like that. it'd be uncomfortable for them to brush against jesus right now, right? ]

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[ikols]

[ WAIT, priorities — ]

Are you saying I'm ginger in your universe?

[ikols]

[ Oh, yes, of course — flicking his fingers over Jesus to dampen that sparkly-magical-girl aura of his, which is a relief for Loki himself (you don't wear your best heels out all the time, bro, that's just showing off.) It's also nice to know he isn't being needled for Evil!Loki's incarnations, or maybe sort of pretty much pretending to be Satan that time, but. Well, you know. Ginger. ]

I see.

[ That's almost as bad. ]

[deiform]

Super ginger. [ despite himself, he grins, though he flinches a little at the unfamiliar tingle of magic. huh. it's always so weird when someone uses something like that on him. --still, it's a relief, since it's one less thing for him to try to sort out right now. ]

Don't tell him, but I think I kind of prefer the dark hair more. [ a pause to peer at loki again, then he nods. ] .. Yeah, it's definitely cooler. It's hard to be a trickster when your hair is like a big target, I think.

[ikols]

[ JESUS IS SUCH A DICK, he knew it. Loki deadeyes him, finding himself trying not to smile. ]

All of me have had black hair, the mes that come from my world and its various off-shoots. Even the mayfly realms. [ Never fear, though, he has some smalltalk lined up! ] I recently went to Heven, as a matter of fact — no "A" — which was a wild ride from start to finish.

[deiform]

[ it's just teasing he swears... ]

Maybe I should introduce you sometime, then. He might decide he likes your look.. [ but huh! heaven-- no, heven with no a. he miracles away his plate and glass, dusting off his hands and then tucking his hands into his pockets, rocking a little on his heels (he's wearing sandals, big surprise). ]

Really? It must be pretty different from the one I'm familiar with, then. Mine's pretty peaceful for the most part. .. Except the archangels can get a little rowdy, sometimes. .. They like karaoke.

[ikols]

[ You're not allowed the Twiglets, Jesus. Those are Loki's, you get your own if you're going to magic away all the noms you had. Just saying!! Ahead of time. ]

It was a bit of a mess after Thor and I left but the Angels did start it, in our defense. We only finished it. They definitely didn't have karaoke otherwise everything might have gone smoothly from the start.

[deiform]

[ he clucks his tongue, shaking his head. ]

Angels in other universes always seem to be the vengeful, killing types. I like mine best. [ true, michael and the others have had their old-testament moments, but they're much more relaxed these days. ] --What'd they do this time, anyway?

[ikols]

We were looking for our sister, whom we found but not after a plot to almost dominate Earth. It had my blood going, I can tell you.

[ Exciting double-double-crossing times, and everyone went home happy. Mainly. ]

Do you wander about the normal plane, then? Hanging out with mortals.

[deiform]

It sounds like you have an exciting life, Loki. I'd say I'm a little jealous, but it's a little silly to be, probably. My calling is very different, after all.

[ he blinks at the question, then glances down at himself as if just realizing he's dressed.. in a way most people wouldn't expect him to dress. ]

Oh! These days, yes. [ another swift grin. ] Buddha and I have an apartment in Japan. We decided to go on a vacation together. .. I run a blog, actually. [ a huff. ] .. Though I'm not sure how I'm going to update it while I'm here.. Hopefully my followers don't get too upset if it goes on hiatus for a while.

[ikols]

[ Well, if Jesus had to hang out with someone else, why not Buddha, really? Loki perches on a table, sitting there at a comfortable slouch. ]

I'm somehow certain your follower-count won't go down just because you haven't updated your blog. [ Lightly wry, he perks up. ] You could go to the Station? They have Wifi there, around where the fairies tied the realms together.

[deiform]

I hope not. I hate to disappoint them. [ and imagine the great dramas he's going to miss while he's here!!

he perks up, himself, at the mention of wifi, though. ] Really! I'll definitely have to go, then. It'll be nice to check in on things. I forgot to tell anyone I was leaving, anyway.

[ a pause, then a small tilt of his head. ] Are you here alone? [ as in.. the only one from his realm. ]