Friday, friday, gotta get drunk on friday~

[dragonring]

NEVER HAVE I EVER...

HOW TO PLAY:
in case the diagram is not enough
1. Everyone is at a big party. Courts? What courts? Forget about courts.
2. Post an IC comment with a subject that finishes the sentence "never have I ever".
3. If you see something your character has done, reply with them taking a shot! If they've done it many times, have them take many shots or down an entire bottle. Shots do not need to be alcohol, especially not for underage characters.
4. All characters must be honest. It's more fun that way. Don't look at me, the monarchs probably put some magic on the drinks.
5. Bother other people. Demand details. Don't wreck the house, please, and post warnings if things get 18+.

Comments

[dragonring]

...do lab coats count?

[herotypical]

Kid, I've watched enough evil science flicks to know those things definitely come in black.

[dragonring]

Yeah, but I am NOT a villain! Labs at college only have the white ones.

[herotypical]

You may think you're no villain -- but you've now officially committed heinous crimes against good taste and sartorial sense. Drink up.

[dragonring]

What does that even mean? [Oh, why is he even bothering. There he goes, downing that shot. Fuck fashion, man.]

[herotypical]

It means I win. I think. Oor do you win 'cause you're gonna be smashed all the faster? [ huff. ] I can never tell.

[dragonring]

Yeah, you aren't alone there. I thought the last one standing won, but it turned out that person was also considered a boring loser.

[herotypical]

Buuut I don't wanna be a boring loser. Like -- at all.

[ damn. ]

[dragonring]

[A chuckle.] It's been a couple of years since high school but if I remember correctly, understanding fashion gets you a spot with the popular girls.

Oooor you can get smashed. Yeah.

[herotypical]

In high school? Sure. But then you hit the real world and --

[ screw it. she changes the subject. buffy doesn't want to talk about her popularity (or lack thereof). ] So -- lab coat. What does that make you? Some kinda brainiac?

[dragonring]

[It's not like Dave was that popular either, so the change of subjects is ok with him.] Physics nerd. I don't wear the coat outside college if that makes your "sense of fashion" feel better.

[herotypical]

I dunno. [ she teases -- but it's hard to tell. ] Its feathers might still be mighty ruffled.

[dragonring]

But are they white feathers?

[herotypical]

Do I look like a white-feather kinda gal to you?

[dragonring]

[....]

There's a wrong answer for that, I just know it. [That's his understanding of women.] ...nnno?

[herotypical]

Repeat after me: tasteful beige or cream only. Or eggshell. Or ivory. Or vanilla. O-oh! Champagne is pretty, too. And old lace...

[ you might wanna interrupt her before she starts reciting every shade of white known to man. and then some. ]

[dragonring]

[At least they aren't shades of grey?]

You realize that lighting can make a pure white to be perceived as off-white, right?

[herotypical]

I generally don't have the luxury to...rely on -- uhm -- lighting. Best to just prepare before I even leave the house.

[dragonring]

Right, what was I thinking. Color theory doesn't apply to the actual wearing of colors, huh.

[herotypical]

And yet you remain a fashion criminal.

[dragonring]

Guilty as charged. My girlfriend is pretty and fashionable enough for both of us.

[herotypical]

Shame on her for not gifting you a post-labour-day appropriate lab coat, then.

[ again she's playing. really. honest. ]

[dragonring]

[Oh for fuck's sake.]

Tell you what, next time we have lab, I'll transform the coat color to blue or red or whatever. Better?

[herotypical]

Green would suit you better. Go with green.

[ see? flattery and argument in the same damn breath. ]

[dragonring]

[Side-eyeing Buffy now because he doesn't know if she's being serious or not anymore.] Oookaaay, green it is.