Friday, friday, gotta get drunk on friday~

[dragonring]

NEVER HAVE I EVER...

HOW TO PLAY:
in case the diagram is not enough
1. Everyone is at a big party. Courts? What courts? Forget about courts.
2. Post an IC comment with a subject that finishes the sentence "never have I ever".
3. If you see something your character has done, reply with them taking a shot! If they've done it many times, have them take many shots or down an entire bottle. Shots do not need to be alcohol, especially not for underage characters.
4. All characters must be honest. It's more fun that way. Don't look at me, the monarchs probably put some magic on the drinks.
5. Bother other people. Demand details. Don't wreck the house, please, and post warnings if things get 18+.

Comments

[gordianknots]

Be honest, this your attempt to just hear that story, isn't it?

[tacticalturtleneck]

Professor Spaniard, if you banged triplets before me, I should do the honorable thing and fall on a sword.

[gordianknots]

I have not. I promise you that.

Also seriously don't joke about that people around here would assume you're sincere.

[tacticalturtleneck]

Dude, I'm 100% serious. If you got your dick wet with triplets before me, I would seriously off myself in shame.

[gordianknots]

I'm reasonably sure that'd never happen.

But I'd go talk to Gilgamesh, over on the Seelie side of things. If anyone around here might have, it'd be him.

[tacticalturtleneck]

...how do you feel about threesomes? Serious question.

And fuck Seelie.

[gordianknots]

Deeply disinterested, in a way that's respectful if that works for you, but it definitely isn't for me.

And he's probably working on it. You're familiar with the Epic of Gilgamesh, yes?

[tacticalturtleneck]

Get. Interested.

And I don't really care about old Kings who cry for their mommy and have neckbeards.

[gordianknots]

[Hang on.

Hang on he's imagining Gilgamesh with a neckbeard.

Archer he's going to burst from keeping that laugh in.]

[tacticalturtleneck]

Seriously, have you seen some of the statues built for that guy? He's worse than Nero. Total dweeb.

[gordianknots]

It's funnier because--

[Fuck, give him a minute.]

Look you'd have to see him to understand.

[tacticalturtleneck]

What? See that he's a basement dwelling mama's boy? I'll pass. Seen enough of those in my life.

[gordianknots]

White and blonde.

[tacticalturtleneck]

Get this guy a tanning bed, seriously.

[gordianknots]

He all but glows, I don't actually think that'd work.