MONARCH MATCHMAKER MEME

[fairyfoes]

"NOW KISS."


MONARCH MATCHMAKER MEME

­We all know that nothing says 'love' like a battle to the death... but what if your character had no luck winning hearts with their dazzling sword play or stirring speeches? Welcome to the Monarch Matchmaker Meme! •There's an itty bitty questionairre for your character to fill out. •Use as much or as little of it as you like. •Await a response from the monarch of your court listing your potential matches! <center><span style="font-family: georgia, times, serif; font-size: 20px; font-style: strong"><span style="color:#ee3a2a">❤ CHARACTER NAME ❤ </span></span></center> <b>Canon:</b> <b>Court:</b> <b>Influence:</b> <b>Occupation:</b> <span style="color:#ee3a2a"><center>❤ ❤ ❤</center></span> <b>You are more attracted to:</b> 1) same sex 2) opposite sex 3) both sexes 4) not sure <b>What age group do you tend to gravitate towards?</b> <b>What's your favorite colour?</b> <b>What's the best thing you have going for you?</b> <b>What do you first look for in others?</b> <b>Your favorite word is?</b> <b>I spent most of last summer...</b> <b>Would you stop to pick up a penny?</b>

Comments

[gordianknots]

Gestures at this

Although honestly if you're not on the neutral side I have a feeling this is more a Mr and Mrs Smith clusterfuck waiting to happen

[debts]

SHE IS actually more or less neutral (occasionally veering towards "i don't give enough of a fuck about this") but, for the most part, her real allegiances are about making sure nobody innocent dies too much

so, i mean

if you need your valentine to covertly rescue people or kill a Bad Dude then this feels SUPER ROMANTIC.

[gordianknots]

OH WELL THEN this one is very much about mitigate the damage and prevent more from happening if at all possible (court-blocking) so eeeeexcellent

also bonus points if you need coffee, this one's expanding the proverbial franchise soon

[debts]

NATASHA LIKES COFFEE. she also likes hiding information from people she probably shouldn't hide information from (steve rogers, MONARCHS), so, i mean

are you single

shawty what's yo numba

where's yo boyfriend

is he hefty

he is he gettin you mike n ikes

[gordianknots]

WAVER LOVES HIDING INFORMATION FROM THE MONARCHS AND SITTING ON TOP OF THE INFO HOARD LIKE A DRAGON AND GOLD

all of this, of course, means that you have to pass the Best Friend Inspection As Administered By Rin Tohsaka which is a painfully high bar

no one ever clears it

[debts]

MY GOOGLE-FU TELLS ME SHE LIKES JEWELS

??? DID I DO IT RIGHT...

[gordianknots]

GOOGLE-FU IS SO VERY RIGHT

(SHE'S gandere IN GAME)

[falconkick]

omfg aida let me love you for this reference please marry me

[debts]

IMMEDIATELY PUTS ON WEDDING ATTIRE TBH

[falconkick]