MONARCH MATCHMAKER MEME

[fairyfoes]

"NOW KISS."


MONARCH MATCHMAKER MEME

­We all know that nothing says 'love' like a battle to the death... but what if your character had no luck winning hearts with their dazzling sword play or stirring speeches? Welcome to the Monarch Matchmaker Meme! •There's an itty bitty questionairre for your character to fill out. •Use as much or as little of it as you like. •Await a response from the monarch of your court listing your potential matches! <center><span style="font-family: georgia, times, serif; font-size: 20px; font-style: strong"><span style="color:#ee3a2a">❤ CHARACTER NAME ❤ </span></span></center> <b>Canon:</b> <b>Court:</b> <b>Influence:</b> <b>Occupation:</b> <span style="color:#ee3a2a"><center>❤ ❤ ❤</center></span> <b>You are more attracted to:</b> 1) same sex 2) opposite sex 3) both sexes 4) not sure <b>What age group do you tend to gravitate towards?</b> <b>What's your favorite colour?</b> <b>What's the best thing you have going for you?</b> <b>What do you first look for in others?</b> <b>Your favorite word is?</b> <b>I spent most of last summer...</b> <b>Would you stop to pick up a penny?</b>

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[scorchedchivalry]

That is not love. That is obsession. I want none of it.

[babbylon]

Good. I don't recall requesting old, busted, broken shells of my heart's desire.

I'm grateful we could share in the privilege of this fulfilling and altogether completely necessary conversation of your embarrassing unworthiness.

[scorchedchivalry]

Even before Angra Mainyu touched me, you still would have never won my heart. Arturia Pendragon will never be yours.

[babbylon]

[BUT IF I SHOUT HER NAME ANGRILY ENOUGH AT PEOPLE, SHE WILL.

Maybe. Probably.

bitch]

And she thanks you for policing her honor with... whatever it is you have left. Other than reeking odor bordering on necrotic and dwindling taste in fashion. You've done the realm an immeasurable service this day, most certainly.

[scorchedchivalry]

One day, you will realize that she and I are the same. And your tears shall water the ground.

[KING OUT.]