i find this acceptable

[falconkick]

the handwaved cr meme because everything happens so much and i'm sure as hell not keeping track of it. We've already planned for the major events during the timeskip and we know what's doing when plots go up, but what about the little things from every day inbetween? There aren't enough hours in the day to play out every second of interaction between our characters, but that doesn't mean they aren't interacting at all when we aren't threading! This meme here's to let each other know what sorts of things we can expect our characters to get up to in our off time. Because good lord, do we need off time. how it works: post with your character(s) name in the title of your comment! respond to other comments with handwaved things they can expect from your character! ex; sam calls ariadne every weekend through her obsidian charms to gossip about steve's butt. ( this can be for both during the timeskip or in general throughout gameplay. there will always be gossip about that ass. ) ???? profit, ofc!

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Waver Velvet/Lord El Melloi II | Fate/zero

[gordianknots]

[depicted]

Sometimes Dorian drops by the Barrel unnecessarily because he insists Waver makes the hot chocolate better than the Barrista at the Redgate Drabbucks.

This continues post-canon update.

[gordianknots]

dorian for god's sake it's literally the same product and the same technique

[depicted]

BUT IT ISN'T MADE BY WAVER

[falconkick]

Sam probably spends at least a day or two at the Barrel every week tbh. Their coffee becomes his only real expenditure outside of clinic related things. I know we talked awhile back about Waver watching Nat and Sam dance around each other like dumb babies, he can probs. notice that that ... stops happening at all ever.

[gordianknots]

Sam you're gonna make him invent a customer loyalty program at this point.

and oh lord yes he will notice it. and tease sam gently about it. (But not Nat because that seems like a way to get punched.)

[falconkick]

Um, yes pls&ty he would have a million stamp cards from losing them and getting a new one like every time I go to Cafe Rio.

lmflaskdjf Tease very gently, Aida actually has to drop Nat to focus on school and things so Sam's just gonna be sighing like a heartbroken schoolgirl.

[babbylon]

I referenced this already actually, but Gil has officially gone full tsun-tsun for Waver and sends him letters on goings-on all the time. Is it useful? Sometimes! Is it interesting? Always!

...but there's no spiders. It was just that one time, King's honor.

[gordianknots]

that spider was so rude gil

Waver could probably publish Gil letters one day as a collection, given how well written they are. (Not that he would.)

[notyetlegend]

Mer drops by the Barrel at the end of every month c:

[gordianknots]

Ah but for the drinks or the company, or both

[notyetlegend]

[enthraller]

WILL WAVER EVER TELL SARA HIS ACTUAL NAME

tzilan just suggested waver as his potential replacement for "court matters" and sara had to be like "lol idk who that is" bECAUSE HE STILL DOESN'T

[gordianknots]

...OH JESUS I DIDN'T REALIZE SARA DIDN'T HAVE NAME PRIVILEGES YET.

and wait oh my god link to that thread i'm intrigued now

[enthraller]

GOD WAVER. GOD.

sorry it's in the middle of gross sappy shit bro

[dragonring]

I think I've told you this before but yeeeah Dave always stops by to make use of the library and drink as much coffee as possible. Maybe they exchange info too? Also ow April begins he'll make the birds to sell like he told Waver in that one thread, so if your guy wants to make any order let me know. I thought of hitting your inbox again but maybe you wanna handwave it or plan something.

[gordianknots]

i feel like waver might have to cut dave off from time to time if there's too much coffee (but never too much info exchange.)

If we can handwave, or if you wanna just leave quick note tag of "it happened" that'd make my life a bit easier because my tag mojo is...truly off at the moment.

[digophelia]

since alice was there 'til july, you can totes assume she cooked for him or brought him tea to drink. and sophie decided that his lap was empty if he was sitting.

[gordianknots]

;; alice you're too kind

and sophie will always get bunny treats when waver visits the orphanage

[manipulative]

ONCE I GET OFF MY BUTT AND TAG THE BARREL, katherine will totally be coming by the barrel every month for her monthly english tea and goss sessions while slagging off bill murray. she'll totally bitch to him about stuff that happened 500 years ago because she has had no one to bitch to about henry viii.

[gordianknots]

waver is so disgustingly here for bitching about history like

who else do you even get to do that with.

[selfimage]

ADDS TO UR PILE

PRETTY SURE LOKI'S BEEN HANGING AROUND. MULTIVERSAL CONVOS.

[gordianknots]

the worst of it is waver probably lets him go on for hours and just listens intensely

[uneulogized]

Jason probably drops by from time to time to read stuff. He'll leave a lot without really saying goodbye because sometimes he gets fussy and impatient if he can't immediately find what he's seeking. Waver will probably know him to be a pretty emotional, fussy person before long.

[gordianknots]

|D Waver's probably learned to just don't approach Jason unless he approaches Waver first then.