i find this acceptable

[falconkick]

the handwaved cr meme because everything happens so much and i'm sure as hell not keeping track of it. We've already planned for the major events during the timeskip and we know what's doing when plots go up, but what about the little things from every day inbetween? There aren't enough hours in the day to play out every second of interaction between our characters, but that doesn't mean they aren't interacting at all when we aren't threading! This meme here's to let each other know what sorts of things we can expect our characters to get up to in our off time. Because good lord, do we need off time. how it works: post with your character(s) name in the title of your comment! respond to other comments with handwaved things they can expect from your character! ex; sam calls ariadne every weekend through her obsidian charms to gossip about steve's butt. ( this can be for both during the timeskip or in general throughout gameplay. there will always be gossip about that ass. ) ???? profit, ofc!

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[merelychewed]

The Adventures of Puddles in the Even Bigger, Muddier Puddle.

and it must be too early because now i'm imagining the dog pulling a Lassie and having to go find help for Cullen, who has fallen down a well found the quicksand

[detoxifying]

That would endear him to Draco.

Puddles goes to him for help and Cullen's halfway in the Quicksand, holding up the gold.

(also since he won the tourney Draco might find he has a couple extra cents in there for interest. )

[merelychewed]

But only after enduring 5-10 minutes of laughing, because that dedication is as ridiculous as it is admirable.

And luckily Draco would offer a lift back out of Boglach when he decides he's had enough of visiting an awful swamp and creepy temple ruin lairs. It'd be too cruel to make someone trek all the way back through that again.

[detoxifying]

And in that time, he'd silently contemplate whether or not the Old Gods had this much personality and if they did why anyone ever thought to worship them.

He'd be really grateful for that and would gladly hitch a ride on his talons because he remembers how offended he was when he suggested carrying people on his back might be more practical.

All the while silently cursing sera.

[merelychewed]

Hey, hey, he'd be the best Old God, ok.

Who wouldn't want to worship Draco, the Dragon of Cranky Old Man Commentary?