CROSS COURT LOVERS ANONYMOUS

[fairyfoes]

CROSS COURT LOVERS ANONYMOUS

Love someone in the ENEMY COURT? You're not alone! YOU'RE ALL ANONYMOUS NOW What's the shittiest part about being in opposite courts? Is there something you wish you could say but feel you never can? Maybe you have a good idea for meeting up? Whether you're offering to give up your shard for your lover on the far side or just bitching about how hard it is to hook up now, mix and mingle with others with crushes, lovers, s/o's, and etc. in the other court. Need a sock? fairyfriend pw: 1fairybro

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[ex_fairyfriend381]

So all may bask in the greatest anonymous to ever anon across these pitiful lands otherwise bereft of beauty.

You could've just asked for an invitation, you know. Politely.

[ex_fairyfriend381]

You're getting ahead of yourself, again. As usual.

Even if it is charming, sometimes.

[ex_fairyfriend381]

So what are you wearing, then?

[ex_fairyfriend381]

Full plate armor.

[ex_fairyfriend381]

I lovingly polish your epaulettes and unsheathe my sword.

Or I would, but it doesn't work that way. Magical, you see. I'm very powerful. Very. The most powerful anonymous. You might even say King of Anonymous, if we're getting into technicalities.

nayrt

[ex_fairyfriend381]

T-that isn't me!!

sa

[ex_fairyfriend381]

Just kidding, it's me. So how I should serve you, my king?

[ex_fairyfriend381]

On your knees, preferably.

Alternatively, serve all these other foolish anonymous who think they can ever hope to rival the likes of me. And by "serve" I mean "verbally destroy".

It's very hip lingo, I looked it up. Do not doubt it.

NAYRT!! >:(

[ex_fairyfriend381]

Hey, "SA", kindly cut that out, please and thank you! It isn't me at all! I would never--in so many ways.

sa

[ex_fairyfriend381]

Haha, just messing with you, my king. So shall I polish your royal scepter while I'm down here or...?

[ex_fairyfriend381]

Please do. Explicitly. For the sake of our shier anonymous.

[ex_fairyfriend381]

This isn't for my sake!!! I don't need a play by play of this...this activity.

And I'm not shy, okay. I just haven't...I wouldn't.

[ex_fairyfriend381]

Well, I'll draw it out and pull it down here so I can get to work. Goodness, it is long, isn't it? And thick, too. This is going to take quite a bit of work. But I think I'm up to the task~

[ex_fairyfriend381]

...why are we still anonymous.

Please also visit my chambers this evening. Unanonymously.

[ex_fairyfriend381]

Oh, but I'll just be so busy with all this polishing!

Perhaps you should come to my chambers instead? It's easy to find, just ask the fairies for directions to Hermione's room.

[ex_fairyfriend381]

That is lewd! That is so very, very, very lewd.

And I would never submit myself to Gilgamesh, ever.

sa

[ex_fairyfriend381]

I mean, I do like do please people, but this is a different sort of pleasing entirely!

ayrt

[ex_fairyfriend381]

Royal sc--Anonymous, you better stop right now, or I will hex you into next week--month, even! I would never!

[ex_fairyfriend381]

DID SOMEONE SUMMON MY QUEEN TO THIS OTHERWISE LACKING MEME

BELOVED MARCHIONESS

[ex_fairyfriend381]

I AM ANON!!

[ex_fairyfriend381]

Nothing but my underthings, anonymous.

[ex_fairyfriend381]

Sensually describe current state of underthings.

[ex_fairyfriend381]

Bone dry, after this display.

[ex_fairyfriend381]

Unfortunate. You should see about watering all that sand between your legs.

[ex_fairyfriend381]

Ignore that fool down there.

White and simple - something easy to relax in, but I won't lie and say that they cover up my legs. Now it's your turn.