CROSS COURT LOVERS ANONYMOUS

[fairyfoes]

CROSS COURT LOVERS ANONYMOUS

Love someone in the ENEMY COURT? You're not alone! YOU'RE ALL ANONYMOUS NOW What's the shittiest part about being in opposite courts? Is there something you wish you could say but feel you never can? Maybe you have a good idea for meeting up? Whether you're offering to give up your shard for your lover on the far side or just bitching about how hard it is to hook up now, mix and mingle with others with crushes, lovers, s/o's, and etc. in the other court. Need a sock? fairyfriend pw: 1fairybro

Comments

[ex_fairyfriend381]

You do realize that baby animals are the best way to pick up chicks, right? This is so much of a classic thing that it needs to be a time honored tradition. And I'm honoring it.

[ex_fairyfriend381]

Pun intended?

[ex_fairyfriend381]

If you're a chick, yes.

If not, why are you even talking to me again?

[ex_fairyfriend381]

Because you always make life interesting.

[ex_fairyfriend381]

If you don't already have an interesting life....well....I can't help you. I suggest committing sudoku and getting a new life.

[ex_fairyfriend381]

Seppuku, you idiot. Sudoku is that stupid numbers game.

[ex_fairyfriend381]

Suppuku, sudoku? Who freaking cares?

[ex_fairyfriend381]

One involves a horrible, painfully drawn out death that if you're lucky ends with another cleaving your head from your shoulders. The other is you sticking a sword through your stomach and trying to survive long enough to make three full cuts before you die. There is a very big difference between the two.

[ex_fairyfriend381]

Hold on one second while I try to figure out how to show you that I'm rolling my eyes through text.

Oh wait.

You can't! So in case you haven't inferred it, I'm rolling my eyes right now.

[ex_fairyfriend381]

...seppuku. Unless you actually mean death by annoying and pointless puzzle, in which case, that's too harsh.

[ex_fairyfriend381]

There's no such thing as too harsh for you.

[ex_fairyfriend381]

tbh now I'm just imagining how you'd even do it. I mean, this is bullshit faerieland, so it is plausible.

[ex_fairyfriend381]

You don't even need to be in bullshit Welshworld. Just take a rusty nail and play the game on your chest. You'll be dead before the month is out.

I think you should go ahead and test it out.