Spare a Boon?

[withbite]

Best Boon Ever

Coming up short on what to ask for from your friendly neighborhood monarchs? Need a little help brainstorming? Maybe you have some helpful ideas for your fellow players and their characters. Here's a chance to help out and/or get some help. Just fill out this handy c/p form to get some help on your boon-stumper. Jump around and offer a few ideas to others if you can think of something they could use.

<b>Character</b>: <b>Court</b>: <b>Boons already claimed</b>: (not necessary, but it can help with double suggestions) <b>Notes about char/Anything you want to share</b>: (Sum up the qualities of your char or things they're working towards or have been doing lately) <b>Gif? Gif</b>:

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[tacticalturtleneck]

Character: Sterling Archer
Court: Unseelie
Boons already claimed: Babou the Ocelot
Notes about char/Anything you want to share: He's the Baron of Archer Point and also runs Archer Point Military Academy. And is finishing up the world's best pirate ship too. Please give me terrible options that I will absolutely indulge in because they are bad ideas.
Gif? Gif:

[withbite]

A magical holo-locket or book that shows him porn that moves like hp wizard photos. Tiny little figurines that play out sex scenes he tells them to and blow him kisses and be tiny little thumbelina-sized porn-dolls. And imp that follows him around and announces him when he enters a room. A closet full of pirate clothes. A skeleton crew. Literally. A crew of skeletons.

[tacticalturtleneck]

I'm liking the announcer imp this should totally be a thing