hot or not (thanks eudio!)

[thebreakingwave]

1. Post your beautiful darlings.
2. ICly comment around with their assessment of how attractive other characters are on a scale of 1-10!
(10 is TAKE ME NOW, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD and 1 is BEGONE FROM MY SIGHT, PITEOUS CREATURE!)
3. Shenanigans to follow.
4. Profit before the Void eats us all.

Comments

[gordianknots]

--Sorry, you did what when now?

[babbylon]

[Winning smile.]

[gordianknots]

That is a terrible answer and you know it!

[babbylon]

You seemed to like it well enough~♥

[Gilgamesh confirmed for creeper of the night. No one was surprised.]

[gordianknots]

Idiot, I was probably dreaming about something wa-ay less creepy!

[Yes, Waver. Call Gilgamesh an idiot. A+ life choice.]

[babbylon]

WHAT! You'd be lucky to have a suitor as handsome as me! Take that back!

[gordianknots]

I will not! And I'd avoid suitors that look like you, because that would be weird!

[babbylon]

[PUNCH INNA FACE.

However, this is a family friendly meme, so instead of his skull shattering, Waver just gets bonked a little.]

MONGREL! I never should've put my faith in you! I'll burn it all off, every last shining, shimmering, beautiful strand of yours!

[gordianknots]

Said as if I don't take steps to protect my hair, and what training do you have in magecraft?!

Also, it's a compliment! That means it'd be weird to try and replace you!

[babbylon]

Wait, it's spelled against such invasions?! No wonder I couldn't braid it. How unexpectedly resilient...!

[gordianknots]

--Gilgamesh. I have seven kids in the house. How the fuck else am I supposed to keep it looking so good?

[babbylon]

...I concede. Your strategy has outdone even me, the King of Heroes.

For now.

[gordianknots]

[SIGH]

How badly do you want to braid my hair?

[babbylon]

You misheard. Don't mistake me for possessing such foolish desires.

[gordianknots]

All right, fine, offer revoked.

[babbylon]

[Nngh.]

Good. I don't care.

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...it was only a passing fancy, anyway.

[gordianknots]

Yeah, you totally want to braid it, and I was going to let you until you did that little huff stunt that I'd expect out of Rin.

[babbylon]

Would I lose one or both hands for attempting the same with Rin? This is strictly a hypothetical question.

[gordianknots]

Both hands, and probably a foot. I wouldn't even think about it, honestly.