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Ravio ([personal profile] rupeeshispants) wrote in [community profile] fairynuff 2014-07-10 05:27 am (UTC)

Ravio | Zelda: A Link Between Worlds | Whatever works for max comedy.

1. The Station

[He's got the feeling of deja vu. But.]

Hey, pal. You're waking up. Good. I'm Ravio. I saw you passed out- [From a magic spell? Bad cooking? Getting drugged? Having gotten wasted the night before and you ended up snoring in a ditch missing your pants? Something else? You provide this part of the context.] And took the liberty of dragging you to this empty room. Figured it was a good place for you to sleep it off.

[...the room probably isn't empty.]

2. Some bit of woods somewhere

Hey, you! Run! Hurry!

[Behind him is the ominous sound of something or another busy pissed off at someone or another. Either way Ravio's not sticking around to be a hero.]

3. And yeah, sure, feast

[Nudge.] Pass the salt. [It's really hard to eat with a bunny hood, by the way. The ears try to get into everything.]

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