TEST DRIVE MEME #4

[fairyfoes]

TEST DRIVE MEME

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Comments

[gloinul]

[Gimli looks at the guy and then promptly ignores him, going back to his walk. Great. There's madmen here as well.]

[mulletrock]

[Okay no. This is the bitchiest dwarf he's met so far. Mental note not to poke at the napoleon complex for this one. Sorry about your dick, dude.]

Maybe I should talk specifics, since you're douchey- the eighth dwarf. There's more where you come from. Some elves too. Any of it ringing a bell? Or am I way off base here?

[gloinul]

[Clearly he hasn't met Thorin if Gimli is the grumpiest. Gimli's just in a bad mood right now.

He also doesn't want to engage the madman but maybe if he does he'll go away]

And if it does ring a bell? What of it?

[mulletrock]

Figured you'd wanna be with your clan. Or y'know... whatever you guys call yourselves in units.

[Oh u the one that's mad, Gimli. Different context. Sure, sanity's relative for a guy that chases down monsters for a living but redbeard's not one to talk. In either context.]

[gloinul]

[Gimli stops and rests his arm on the head of his axe, looking up at the crazy.]

And do you assume that all Dwarves know each other?

[Of course he does. It's typical behavior for a Man.]

[mulletrock]

Maybe you don't know each other, but you're from the same place.

[There's a pause, Dean's waiting for another smartass remark, after some silence from pint sized he keeps going.]

Where's I'm from that means something. Especially when you're thrown into something like this.

[So much for thinking he's racist, prejudice... against things that aren't human. Sure, to some degree, but that doesn't mean he's gonna sell a guy down shit creek. Not in this kinda situation. That much he's learned the hard way while being stuck here.]

But since you don't give a shit. Go ahead and gimp along, short-stack.

[gloinul]

If I were anyone else, I would demand an apology for those insults.

[He's not entirely sure what all that stuff means but he's pretty damn sure it's an insult]

And how can you tell I am from the same place as the other Dwarves you speak of?

[mulletrock]

Well, some from different places with the same fashion sense and the same metalwork would be too much of a coincidence for me and I'm not big on coincidences to begin with.

[There's no comment on the apology, because he's not getting one. Not yet. Dean's still reading the guy and sometimes that means gauging them in situations like this one.]

[gloinul]

Hmph. Well, if what you say is true you're more observant than most Men. What are the names of these Dwarves?

[It's just a judgefest over here, ain't it?]

[mulletrock]

The dwarf is uh.... Thorin, I think?

[Yeah, he doesn't get the names wherever these mooks are fun. Like celebrities naming their kids things like Apple back home. Why do people do that shit to children. It's hard enough coming into your own.]

The elf guy is well, he's got some weird as hell name- I'm gonna be honest. I don't even try with that one, I just call him Lego.

[gloinul]

[Thorin? And Lego...]

Legolas?

[And now he's kind of more obviously pissed, glaring at the crazy guy]

It is not that hard a name to say. No other Man has ever struggled with it.

[Implication being that you are clearly insane and stupid if you can't even say Legolas.]

[mulletrock]

That's another thing. Unless you don't have the equipment, I mean I'm no English scholar but I think using man that much is redundant.

As far as the nickname's. He doesn't care, so why should you?

Don't go getting a short fuse.

[Rim shot. This guy makes everyone else from whatever hellhole they're from seem tame by comparison. His brother already perfected this attitude problem though so it doesn't even phase him.]

Are dwarves asexual?

[There's a pause, Dean looks up for a second. The last thing he needs is a self-multiplying short hairy version of godzilla following him around. Dude's like cousin it with poor grooming.]

Never mind. I don't wanna know.

[gloinul]

[Gimli stares at the crazy person and then just heads off. He should not have engaged.]

[mulletrock]

[Mental note to let Legolas know some ginger with a braided beard was looking for him. It's not the first time someone here had this reaction to him. Not like he's the man of the hour.]