2spoopy meme

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HALLOWEEN MEME

life's no fun without a good scare
based on lethophxbia.tumblr's halloween au prompts

I ☆ Wow, what a great mask you have... Is there a deep dark secret beneath it? A deep conversation may lead to the truth- is it a secret identity, a monster, or a phantom?

II ★ Well, one of us is going to have to change. It looks like they've come to this party with a costume matching yours, and everyone is starting to think you're a couple because of this. Is this good? Bad? Awkward as hell?

III ☆ Trick o' Trip! Look, baby, I know I said we'd go out tonight, but I really gotta take my kid sister/brother/ward/etc. trick or treating, first. You don't mind, right?

IV ★ Boosiness as Usual Looks like you're both working in a haunted house together. Is this the shittiest establishment on the planet, or are even the staff shivering in their boots? Or are you both watching house-goers go by and scaring the shit out of them?

V ☆ Shiver Me Timbers That costume is hot. Really hot. No, really. Do with this prompt what you will, whether it be awkward flirting or actually snagging a date.

VI ★ Revenge of the Undead That piece of shit scared the crap out of you. Time for some hella payback.

VII ☆ Pumpkin Carving Just what it says on the tin. Prepare your messy masterpieces.

VIII ★ Try this one on! Whether you're playing dressup in the closet or you work for the halloween store, all you want is for your friend/crush/partner/sibling/etc. to try on ALL THE THINGS. Get in the spirit, hero!

IX ☆ Spooktacular Cemetery Which one of you idiots had the bright idea to walk through a 'haunted' cemetery on Halloween night? Well, have fun with that one. Is it really haunted, or are all the shadows moving around a trick of the mind?

X ★ Ouija Wonders Hey, the spirits wanted me to kiss you-- wait, you want to ask them if you can hit me for it? M-maybe this wasn't such a good idea...

XI ☆ Too Old to Trick-Or-Treat more like NEVER!!! Trick-or-Treating never goes out of style and you are gonna rock this. Is your tagging partner trick-or-treating with you, or are they the ones shaking their head at you?

XII ★ JINKIES Th-this haunted house is a little scarier than I thought... Get together and grab a human shield friend for a wild ride.

XIII ☆ Mystery Flavor Itching to play a different prompt or got something else on your mind? Well, go ahead and do it. There are no bosses on halloween.

Comments

[gordianknots]

[Sloooowly, he just rubs the bridge of his nose.]

No. No it is not. How on Earth did we sync this up?

[gandere]

I had no choice in this matter. The responsibility was passed on to my Servant since I thought he would fare better than I in the creativity department seeing as he creates things.

Clearly I was mistaken.

Did you make the same error of judgment?

[gordianknots]

Yep. Although I think I had a little more do-it-yourself in the business of costume making.

Please tell me you're at least making Archer suffer through this alongside us.

[gandere]

Archer's too old to go trick or treating.

[ And Waver's apparently not. ]

[gordianknots]

Rider is way older and insisting. I say if I'm suffering and you're suffering, we make Archer suffer too.

[gandere]

Oooh! He'd just be miserable the entire time and make us dump out our bags of candy while insisting it's all unhealthy for us.

There may or may not be a comment about my weight thrown in for added measure.

[gordianknots]

We could be completely childish and egg your own house to make him clean it up.

[gandere]

What if he misses a spot? Then the entire place would smell like rotten egg and I'd have to endure it until the smell faded!

[gordianknots]

Does Archer ever miss a spot?

[gandere]

No, but there are some places he won't touch. Once he went near my dresser and was zapped for his troubles by a barrier I had placed there.

[ There's never been a burglar, never a stray animal, but Rin's panties drawer is definitely enchanted to hurt anyone who touches it. ]

[gordianknots]

Rin, why the hell are we going to egg your dresser?

[He isn't even questioning why there's a barrier there. Some things are best left unknown.]

[gandere]

You didn't specify where we were egging! It was natural to think that my bedroom would be a source of the attack.

[gordianknots]

That's not natural at all! You egg the outside of the house, you don't go in and just start tossing eggs everywhere!

[gandere]

It isn't as if I'm experienced in these matters! You must have been some kind of wild delinquent as a child to be so well-versed in the matter of egging one's home!

[gordianknots]

It's a movie and television cliche! I've never actually done the act before!

[gandere]

They show these things in movies?! No wonder the youth of my age are idiots!

[gordianknots]

--I think there's a lot of other reasons for that but okay you know what we've gotten so off topic I don't even remember what we were arguing about now.

[gandere]

That's because you're old and your memory is shifty. We were discussing ways to punish Archer in case he called me fat.

... and where is Rider?

[gordianknots]

Isn't that what the back of your hand is for?

Also, still in the bathroom, changing.

[gandere]

I can't just hit Archer because he's stupid.

[ (but she can hit him for every other reason out there) ]

Suppose we should be grateful that he's actually getting dressed this time.

[gordianknots]

Well, it's an insult. Yell at him, at least.

[Don't. Remind. Him.]

I understand there's a kilt involved though.

[gandere]

... longer than my skirt though, right?

[ RIGHT????????????? ]

[gordianknots]

I really hope so.

[Hey. Waver talked him out of the 300 idea.]

[gandere]

[ ... does she want to ask? ]

You mean you haven't checked it for yourself at least once? There's no telling what he may walk out with then.

[gordianknots]

I reminded him about the Iliad, so I think we're getting a truly accurate - or otherwise ridiculous - Achilles. I can probably live with that.