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HALLOWEEN MEME

life's no fun without a good scare
based on lethophxbia.tumblr's halloween au prompts

I ☆ Wow, what a great mask you have... Is there a deep dark secret beneath it? A deep conversation may lead to the truth- is it a secret identity, a monster, or a phantom?

II ★ Well, one of us is going to have to change. It looks like they've come to this party with a costume matching yours, and everyone is starting to think you're a couple because of this. Is this good? Bad? Awkward as hell?

III ☆ Trick o' Trip! Look, baby, I know I said we'd go out tonight, but I really gotta take my kid sister/brother/ward/etc. trick or treating, first. You don't mind, right?

IV ★ Boosiness as Usual Looks like you're both working in a haunted house together. Is this the shittiest establishment on the planet, or are even the staff shivering in their boots? Or are you both watching house-goers go by and scaring the shit out of them?

V ☆ Shiver Me Timbers That costume is hot. Really hot. No, really. Do with this prompt what you will, whether it be awkward flirting or actually snagging a date.

VI ★ Revenge of the Undead That piece of shit scared the crap out of you. Time for some hella payback.

VII ☆ Pumpkin Carving Just what it says on the tin. Prepare your messy masterpieces.

VIII ★ Try this one on! Whether you're playing dressup in the closet or you work for the halloween store, all you want is for your friend/crush/partner/sibling/etc. to try on ALL THE THINGS. Get in the spirit, hero!

IX ☆ Spooktacular Cemetery Which one of you idiots had the bright idea to walk through a 'haunted' cemetery on Halloween night? Well, have fun with that one. Is it really haunted, or are all the shadows moving around a trick of the mind?

X ★ Ouija Wonders Hey, the spirits wanted me to kiss you-- wait, you want to ask them if you can hit me for it? M-maybe this wasn't such a good idea...

XI ☆ Too Old to Trick-Or-Treat more like NEVER!!! Trick-or-Treating never goes out of style and you are gonna rock this. Is your tagging partner trick-or-treating with you, or are they the ones shaking their head at you?

XII ★ JINKIES Th-this haunted house is a little scarier than I thought... Get together and grab a human shield friend for a wild ride.

XIII ☆ Mystery Flavor Itching to play a different prompt or got something else on your mind? Well, go ahead and do it. There are no bosses on halloween.

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[vrykolakas]

[That is such a suit. The Brucolac eyes it with interest and alarm. He is...dressed as he usually is. When asked, he responds that he's a werewolf, and fuck you.]

A present.

[Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed all of a sudden, eyeing up that bottle.]

[ziggyzoggy]

[Hm, yais, a present. He knew that'd get your attention, Bruc. He hands it toward the man by the neck of the bottle.]

This's supposed to be a celebration, ain't it? [It took him a while to get all that; the wound kept closing. He grins.] Here's hoping ya don't get a mout'ful of fur. [HE'S...PROBABLY JOKING.]

[vrykolakas]

Moon's teeth and tits. [This is such a bad idea and he looks so enthused about it. Taking the bottle, he uncaps it and takes a sniff.]

You shouldn't have.

[Like, you almost definitely shouldn't have.

He takes a swig anyway.]

[ziggyzoggy]

HA- I musta missed those bits. [You'd think he'd have noticed them, in the cave.

Pft, PLEASE, they can be a bastion of bad ideas. It'll be great. He laughs.

He also waits for a reaction. In the meantime: ]

There's no wicker man, is there? I didn't just miss it?

[vrykolakas]

[They're the best bits!]

Wicker what?

Oh my gods.

[Staring at the bottle and dragging the back of his hand across his mouth. Woah nelly.]

[ziggyzoggy]

[It is a night for terrible life choices. Honestly, any party that isn't rife with terrible life choices is kinda of a sad party.

Oh goodness, that's interesting. He smiles slowly, watching the Brucolac. When he speaks, it's with a grand gesture to encompass the thing's vast height.]

Eh, y'know; big human-shaped thing made out of sticks. The Forsaken make 'em about this time of year, then burn 'em in effigy. Some old human tradition, I hear.

[Then he rubs at his chin.] Well, maybe you don't know. Maybe not all humans do that.

[vrykolakas]

Uh—yeah, no, effigies, those happen. I'm not sure it's seasonal, though. Depends where where you go. We can burn something if you like. Just...

[Another fantastic idea. He sounds a little dazed. Also, somewhat distantly, his tongue feels like it's on fire.]

Vol'jin, if you ever want to go into business, the potential street value of this shit...

hahaha, yeah, he kinda looks a little blazed there...

[ziggyzoggy]

[Probably want to keep an eye on that effect... Vol'jin waves off the idea.] Nah. Just something I was curious about.

[Okay, in truth, it's the one thing he'd been curious about with regard to the Forsaken's celebrations. He's never seen it before, and he's kind of curious as to the why.

He'll keep an eye on you, though.]

Ya gonna need to lay down?