ENABLE ME MEME

[fairyfoes]

APP THIS PLEASE & ENABLE ME

­Reserves are opening this month on the 20th! So take this opportunity to list your desired castmates or comment if you're thinking about apping and we'll do our best to sway you! •There's an itty bitty form for you to fill out. •Use as much or as little of it as you like. <span style="font-family: georgia, times, serif; font-size: 20px; font-style: strong"><span style="color:#ee3a2a">SERIES</span></span> <b>HAVE:</b> <b>WANT:</b> OR <span style="font-family: georgia, times, serif; font-size: 20px; font-style: strong"><span style="color:#ee3a2a"><b>NAME</b></span></span> <b>POTENTIALLY APPING</b>: <b>OTHER</b>: ???

Comments

[manipulative]

rolling my eyes so hard rn

[withbite]

OMG Katherine, who invited you?

[manipulative]

"Unseelie might get is already too sexy to handle."

[withbite]

Nope. Sorry. Wrong doppelganger involved for it to be the right degree of sexy without his presence.

[manipulative]

aw, the delusion is thick with this one

[withbite]

Nope. That's not what's thick about him. =| >> ;)

[manipulative]

he's as dense as a brick, water is wet

[withbite]

What was that? Sorry, he doesn't speak raging psycho slut. Try again when you get a translator. =)

[manipulative]

are you sure about that? he was capable of identifying it as a language since, you know, he's the biggest manslut around.

[withbite]

Yes, but he's good at what he does and doesn't actually have to compel hapless colonists into banging him. He has something called 'charm'. No, no, Katherine. Not compulsion, though that's fun for meals.

[manipulative]

"charm" is "delusion"

[withbite]

You should really try opening a book instead of your legs and learn what words actually mean.

[manipulative]

do you follow our own advice or

[withbite]

Exhibit A: The Salvatore Library. Plus, I don't know if you've actually paid attention while you've been 'active', but guys aren't usually the one opening their legs. I take a moment or two between sex and drinking to read. I'd recommend it, but that might detract from your evil-time.

[manipulative]

too busy twirling my moustache to read 50 shades of grey for sex tips tbh

[withbite]

You know, I thought I detected stubble that wasn't my own. I was just too polite to ask...

[manipulative]

50 points to the loser house, touche.

now don't ruin this nice moment.

[withbite]

You DO know who you're talking to, right?

[manipulative]

sometimes i like to forget.

[withbite]

I'd be happy to give you a permanent case of amnesia.

[manipulative]

only when it comes to your existence, yes.

[withbite]

Nope. Sorry. I was thinking of amnesia with a side effect of death.