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ENABLE ME MEME

APP THIS PLEASE & ENABLE ME

Reserves are opening this month on the 20th! So take this opportunity to list your desired castmates or comment if you're thinking about apping and we'll do our best to sway you!
•There's an itty bitty form for you to fill out.
•Use as much or as little of it as you like.

OR

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ok, but I don't have a moped... what about a golf cart? Also, that just sounds like a challenge.

what's a golf cart

only like the best thing ever

is that even road legal? and let me see your ownership papers and licence.

mako shhhh leave this to me

you're encouraging her

only in the interest of good sportsmanship

you just want to see me get hit by a car

thats literally what this is

VROOM VROOM

Just be glad it's not her car.

u try and hit me with that car and i s2g i'm arresting you for attempted manslaughter

how can it be attempted manslaughter tho???? doesn't that imply it was premeditated?

which, by all intents and purposes, manslaughter isn't?

MANSLAUGHTER AND SLASH OR ATTEMPTED MURDER

AND RECKLESS DRIVING

and running that red light

Pfffffft I'm waaaaaaaay too cute for jail. You'd never arrest me. /sparkly eyes

you think that, but if he can go to jail multiple times, so can you.

That's what Daddy's checkbook is for. How about a promise not to try and run you over and no jail time. Everyone can be happy. Yay.

[ tries to calculate how quickly mako could parkour off that thing ... ]

That works.

i take it back

2 bad u loev me

and it's awful

Shhh... it'll be fine.

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