mistletoe meme

[burping]

 
mistletoe meme
comment with your character
bam, now your character is under some mistletoe.
no moving until you lock lips with someone.
easy as it sounds.

Comments

[baseborne]

[Jon blinks and tries to back out of Stiles' personal space, only he finds that he can't. His feet feel entirely too heavy, like they've been nailed to the floor.]

... It worked with everyone else.

[Just how many mouths has Jon Snow been shoving his tongue into today? The world may never know.]

Mayhaps you did something wrong.

[teenyoda]

Everyone else, huh? You maybe want to think about looking up before you go barging around if you're having to kiss everyone you come in contact with. How many cooties do I have from other people now, huh?

[Rude, Jon Snow. He thought he'd been the only one. His heart was broken. Boo. Hoo.]

What? What... how does that even work? You kissed me. We're supposed to be free. Maybe you did something wrong. Maybe you've broken your kiss, huh.

[baseborne]

[Scoffing. Scoffing!!! It's you who walked up to him without looking first, buddy.]

At least I did kiss. You just stood there like a... dead fish. Maybe you're what broke it.

[Honestly though, how do live fish kiss? It's probably very unpleasant and slimy.]

[teenyoda]

Maybe because I wasn't expecting Jon lips to just come crashing down on mine. It's generally kind of polite to ask before you decide to give someone an oral exam.

[Huff. HUFF HUFF, JON. GOD.]

[baseborne]

[WOW RUDE he gives out a free oral exam with complementary face exfoliation via beard scratchies and all he gets are complaints. Last time he bothers to be generous, tbh.]

I just wanted to be able to walk again! You were only going to stand there nervously talking about nothing, like you do, until one of us died of old age.

[teenyoda]

Well, maybe I was trying to find a non-kissing way out of this. Not like I walk around kissing guys every day. Which, by the way, you're clearly very comfortable with. There something you're not telling me, Jon? Were you actually awake for those sponge baths?

[baseborne]

Awake for the-- what? [No. Just best not to question Stiles when he's being Stiles-y.] It's just a bleeding kiss, what's it matter? [MR TALKS ALL THE TIME ABOUT MASTURBATION.]

[teenyoda]

Because that was my first boy kiss, that's what matters. I just thought it would be different and not so much of a 'surprise, here's my tongue'. No wonder girls are scared.