TEST DRIVE #6

[fairyfoes]

TEST DRIVE MEME

Considering apping to EACHDRAIDH? Why not give the setting a test run here! OPTIONAL SCENARIOS 01. ARRIVING IN THE DRABWURLD. The Seelie and Unseelie courts welcome you with mirthful revelry and hearty food. After you have been briefed on your purpose here, you will find an endless feast and a night filled with entertainment to placate your concerns. Mingle with new arrivals, sneak down the castle halls and make sure your eyes are always on your glass; fairies and imps have no bias when it comes to tricks! 02. THE STATION. Looking for a little slice of home? The Station gives you all that and more. Take advantage of the wifi, have a cup of fairy-brewed coffee (the one they didn't spit in) or sit back and relax on the patio. You can even move your things into one of the available rooms! 03. WILDCARD. Your own scenario! Explore the Drabwurld or simply take advantage of your Locket!

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[unnatural_animal]

They sound a charming bunch.

[Says someone with no room whatsoever to judge someone else about their less than saintly family members. But hey, he's the only real Plantagenet there to represent. He can throw as much shade at other people's families as he pleases.]

Family holidays must be a joy.

[impathy]

Oh, it's a marvelous time, to be sure. Once you've had enough Arbor Red, you might even forget how much you loathe being around most of them. [All but Jaime at least. Tyrion does love his brother and not at all mockingly. The Others take the rest.]

[unnatural_animal]

[A man after Richard's own heart, at least when it comes to drinking away the pain of family reunions.]

I suppose it could be worse. There could always be more of them. And less wine.

[impathy]

Often times that's very much the case. But now I am here all alone with only wine as comfort. Do you suppose that fairies keep brothels around?

[unnatural_animal]

I wouldn't know about fairies, but I know soldiers. There are enough of them about that brothel or two can't be far off

[impathy]

I should have been clear. I wonder if they keep good brothels. There's nothing wrong with a soldier's whore, to be sure. But I do like them a bit prettier and soldiers are often not so delicate.

[unnatural_animal]

[Richard shrugs. Whores aren't really his thing, but hey, you've got to keep up appearances.]

Well, I can't help you there. I haven't been here long enough to go round to rate them all.

[impathy]

Now there's a pity. I'll have to take on the duty of testing the brothels myself. Perhaps that's why the monarchs were in such desperate need of me.

[He was after all the god of tits and wine.]

[unnatural_animal]

[It's the sort of attitude that his father might have, but in anyone else it can be forgiven. Henry producing bastard after bastard or taking Richard's fiancee as his latest mistress is a matter of national significance. Anyone else's whoring is a joke at best.]

Everyone needs to put their talents to good use somehow.

[impathy]

And this is mine, to be sure. All the whores of Westeros lament to know I've come to this world. But if this is the duty I must fulfill, I can do little more than accept it.