Date Auction Meme

[withbite]

Feeling a bit down with the war looming ahead of you? What better way to raise some money for the cause than by bidding what you have on a lovely Bachelor or Bachelorette of your dreams?



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone.
4) Please put the character's name and canon in the header.

Bidding ends... whenever. Dammit, this is Fairyland, Jim. Time has no hold here. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (or whatever else was agreed on). Multiple winners are allowed (because this is a meme, okay? Okay.)


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

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Comments

Waver Velvet; Fate/Stay Thingie

[thebreakingwave]

[ Harry clambers up on stage with a helpful diagram. ]

Let's talk about my good friend Waver Velvet.

If we're raising funds for the rebuild of The Barrel, who better to bid on than him? He's good fun, provided you keep him in coffee, and if you behave, Rin probably won't threaten you all that much.

Do I hear twenty five?

[gandere]

[ Rin laughing alone with salad.jpg ]

[thebreakingwave]

[ Even Harry has enough of a sense of self-preservation not to offer up Rin. ]

[gandere]

[ My Harry, your shard of the Uaine Cridhe is looking all sorts of lovely tonight...

But hey, she's a good sport about these things. She'll even lean towards the nearest person and hold out a tiny bag. ]

You can have everything that's in this heavy pouch if you at least pretend to be interested in bidding for him.

[fairyfoes]

[ He accepts it with lifted brows. Raises a hand. ]

Thirty-five.

[gandere]

[ Enjoy some nice jewels... ]

Er--are you the sort who likes to cuddle? I'm just asking for... research purposes.

[ It's not to write erotica oh no. ]

[digophelia]

[ It's so funny, even Alice has to let out a laugh. ]

[gordianknots]

[you have betrayed him, Alice.]

A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS. IN THE RIGHT THREAD

[showmeyourwreath]

Sixty!

[gandere]

Whoa, an actual woman? [ The surprise is painfully real....................... ]

[showmeyourwreath]

Ah, is that bad? [She didn't mean for this to be romantic, but Flora's puzzled--wait]

Is he not into women?

[gandere]

No, it's not that.

I'm just... surprised. I thought since he had the long hair, it'd be the gentleman coming for him.

[gordianknots]

Why is it you assume that because of my hair?

[enjoymyatelier]

What.

What? What. What?????

[gordianknots]

[YOU'VE DONE IT NOW HARRY.]

[enjoymyatelier]

What????? You're...

THIS IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE.

[gordianknots]

The rest of your family disagrees.

[gandere]

Is that a bid? I can't tell...

[ Rin, don't rub salt into the wound. ]

[enjoymyatelier]

....

I don't even know anymore.

[erythristic]

Eighty.

[why not get in on the fun.]

[gandere]

[ Oh no, it'd be too much fun to write for the both of them...

Rin's too embarrassed to admit that so she'll just nod excitedly. Yes, eighty is good. CAN ANYONE DO BETTER? WHO KNOWS. ]

[gordianknots]

A bid with your approval?

[gandere]

Do you really concern yourself with what I think?

[erythristic]

[why Miss Tohsaka, she never knew you had such a high opinion of her.]

[gandere]

[ It's just when two very pretty people come together.................... ]