Date Auction Meme

[withbite]

Feeling a bit down with the war looming ahead of you? What better way to raise some money for the cause than by bidding what you have on a lovely Bachelor or Bachelorette of your dreams?



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone.
4) Please put the character's name and canon in the header.

Bidding ends... whenever. Dammit, this is Fairyland, Jim. Time has no hold here. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (or whatever else was agreed on). Multiple winners are allowed (because this is a meme, okay? Okay.)


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

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Javik | Mass Effect

[notavirtue]

[Starting price: 5 gold. He's a cheap date, and also there's no way he put himself up here.]

Waver Velvet; Fate/Stay Thingie

[thebreakingwave]

[ Harry clambers up on stage with a helpful diagram. ]

Let's talk about my good friend Waver Velvet.

If we're raising funds for the rebuild of The Barrel, who better to bid on than him? He's good fun, provided you keep him in coffee, and if you behave, Rin probably won't threaten you all that much.

Do I hear twenty five?

[gandere]

[ Rin laughing alone with salad.jpg ]

[thebreakingwave]

[ Even Harry has enough of a sense of self-preservation not to offer up Rin. ]

[gandere]

[ My Harry, your shard of the Uaine Cridhe is looking all sorts of lovely tonight...

But hey, she's a good sport about these things. She'll even lean towards the nearest person and hold out a tiny bag. ]

You can have everything that's in this heavy pouch if you at least pretend to be interested in bidding for him.

[fairyfoes]

[ He accepts it with lifted brows. Raises a hand. ]

Thirty-five.

[fairyfoes]

[ Very nearly jumping out of her seat in her haste. ]

15!

[gandere]

[ Enjoy some nice jewels... ]

Er--are you the sort who likes to cuddle? I'm just asking for... research purposes.

[ It's not to write erotica oh no. ]

Vol'jin; World of Warcraft

[thebreakingwave]

He's tall enough to hang your new curtains! And strong enough to open stubborn jars of jam! And makes for really good company in general, although he might be a bit better at cards than he admits to. (Not that I'm saying I've lost to him, but I'm saying it's a possibility.)

Who'll ante up twenty-five for an evening with Vol'jin.

[gordianknots]

Rin!

[Waver is going to sit here and hate everyone for a week.]

Nerdanel | Tolkien

[sculptor_of_aman]

[Someone clearly must have put her up to this. She wouldn't sell herself on her own.

But let's talk about Nerdanel, shall we?

Look at that beautiful copper hair--very rare for a Noldo, and the only woman of her people known to sport that color. Make her yours, and you can do as you please with those lovely locks.

She's an artist! Seeks inspiration everywhere she goes! Brilliant and curious, a real Renaissance woman, and strong and excellent with her hands! The conversation is sure to never be dull around her! Perhaps she'll even put her artistic services to work for you, anything you want, from sketches to sex toys!

But perhaps she's best known for being a mother. Once married to the son of the High King, she bore seven beautiful, powerful, brilliant, fearsome sons. Such passion, such strength!

Obviously, she's a valuable and charming specimen! Who could put a price on such companionship? But shall we start the bids at 50 gold for this lovely Elf?]

The Brucolac; The Scar

[thebreakingwave]

He might be a pain in the neck, but he looks better than half decent under the right sort of light. If you want to spend the evening learning to swear strong enough to strip paint, or be entertained with wild stories, this might be the vampir for you.

Now, who'll throw in twenty-five for a night of bad ideas with The Brucolac?

[fairyfoes]

[ He deadpans, ]

I love to cuddle.

[fairyfoes]

[ Harry, you should be offering people money to take that troublemaker.

Shaking her head. ]

[thebreakingwave]

[ Yes, yes, he knows, but this is for charity. ]

Prince Edgar | King's Quest

[edgar_of_etheria]

[Not sure who dragged this lad up there, but he stands there shyly and blushing.

He's a pretty fellow, isn't he? And very good at following orders! Innocent in many ways, yes, but I'm sure plenty of you out there would enjoy teaching him a thing or two, eh? Truly, he is a kind, gentle, beautiful creature, straight out of a fairytale! Indeed, he's a real, genuine fairy prince, and sure to make whichever lucky person takes him home feel like a princess--or even a prince, if that's how you like it!

So, for a night of fairytale magic, let's start him at 30?]

Harry Potter; Harry Potter and the Thing

[gordianknots]

Now, a number of you might be looking at the kind words Mr Potter has said about a number of us, and think that this is payback.

I promise that this is no such thing. As anyone who has interacted with Mr Potter knows, he is unfailingly kind, loyal, and dare I say eyecatching?

Bad prosthetic jokes aside, I can absolutely ensure that any number of date-like activities would be deeply enjoyable with Mr Potter. Of course, if his friend Linn is coming will be up to you all to discuss.

Let's start at thirty, and move up from there.

[enthraller]

[Good thing Saralegui's a particularly charitable sort. When it amuses him to be so, anyway.]

Thirty.

[vrykolakas]

A little more than that, Sara, come on. I'm no discount dockswhore.

It's for a good cause.

[thebreakingwave]

Maybe if you struck a pose, it would encourage further bidding.

[vrykolakas]

I'm never not striking a pose, Harry. This one's just subtle.

[thebreakingwave]

[ Sigh. He knows he deserves it and it's for charity, but still. Sigh. ]

[fairyfoes]

Oh Sara, it'll cost you more than that just in your dignity! You're too generous.

Alyosha; NPC

[thebreakingwave]

She's glorious, brilliant, terrifying, and there's no one who doesn't adore her. I know I'm speaking quickly here, but I suspect that as soon as I'm done, I'm going to need to run for my life.

Who'll offer twenty-five for dinner with Alyosha?

[ ...and he's not running away, so much as advancing in reverse. Quickly. ]

[enthraller]

I'm a generous person. And if he's worth more than that, then someone else will raise the price.