Date Auction Meme

Feeling a bit down with the war looming ahead of you? What better way to raise some money for the cause than by bidding what you have on a lovely Bachelor or Bachelorette of your dreams?

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone.
4) Please put the character's name and canon in the header.
Bidding ends... whenever. Dammit, this is Fairyland, Jim. Time has no hold here. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (or whatever else was agreed on). Multiple winners are allowed (because this is a meme, okay? Okay.)

Nerdanel | Tolkien
But let's talk about Nerdanel, shall we?
Look at that beautiful copper hair--very rare for a Noldo, and the only woman of her people known to sport that color. Make her yours, and you can do as you please with those lovely locks.
She's an artist! Seeks inspiration everywhere she goes! Brilliant and curious, a real Renaissance woman, and strong and excellent with her hands! The conversation is sure to never be dull around her! Perhaps she'll even put her artistic services to work for you, anything you want, from sketches to sex toys!
But perhaps she's best known for being a mother. Once married to the son of the High King, she bore seven beautiful, powerful, brilliant, fearsome sons. Such passion, such strength!
Obviously, she's a valuable and charming specimen! Who could put a price on such companionship? But shall we start the bids at 50 gold for this lovely Elf?]