Date Auction Meme

[withbite]

Feeling a bit down with the war looming ahead of you? What better way to raise some money for the cause than by bidding what you have on a lovely Bachelor or Bachelorette of your dreams?



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone.
4) Please put the character's name and canon in the header.

Bidding ends... whenever. Dammit, this is Fairyland, Jim. Time has no hold here. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (or whatever else was agreed on). Multiple winners are allowed (because this is a meme, okay? Okay.)


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

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Comments

Harry Potter; Harry Potter and the Thing

[gordianknots]

Now, a number of you might be looking at the kind words Mr Potter has said about a number of us, and think that this is payback.

I promise that this is no such thing. As anyone who has interacted with Mr Potter knows, he is unfailingly kind, loyal, and dare I say eyecatching?

Bad prosthetic jokes aside, I can absolutely ensure that any number of date-like activities would be deeply enjoyable with Mr Potter. Of course, if his friend Linn is coming will be up to you all to discuss.

Let's start at thirty, and move up from there.

[thebreakingwave]

[ Sigh. He knows he deserves it and it's for charity, but still. Sigh. ]

[sangilak]

[ from somewhere in the back: ]

You should be offering that to whoever takes him!

[ who said that not korra she's got a drink at her lips ]

[digophelia]

How much did you drink?

[ /DEADEYES ]

[sangilak]

[ holds up the glass ]

Lychee juice!

[ ergo, not drunk. i'm not sure if that's better or worse. ]

[digophelia]

That's a surprise.

[ She's not sure if it's for better or worse, either. We'll see. ]

[sangilak]

[ WOW???? WOW. wow wowowowow alice wow. ]

How is that surprising!?

[digophelia]

[ IN HER DEFENSE- ]

It seems like all of my friends get sloshed any time there's a party or an event.

[ So she's a little surprised. Have you ever been around a drunk Saber or an elf? It's weird. ]

[sangilak]

[ oh ok. less offended now. in fact, she actually laughs a bit. ]

Well, getting blotto isn't my idea of a good time. [ she got buzzed off of samhain wine once and ... that was enough for her. korra rather likes being in control, tyvm. ] Lychee juice is better, anyway. You wanna try it?

[gordianknots]

Is that a request for reimbursement on your bid?

[thebreakingwave]

If you'd like, I can offer you up for that price? I mean, if I'm going to have to pay you to date me, I suppose I ought to make it fair for everyone.

[ Isn't that just the face of innocence? ]

[fairyfoes]

You think she'd go and stay away if we paid her to leave?

[thebreakingwave]

I'd pay a fair sight more than thirty gold coins if that'd work.

[fairyfoes]

Professor.

[ Yes, she's pouting at you. ]

[thebreakingwave]

It's for charity. I can't complain.

[ He would like to complain, but... ]

[fairyfoes]

What charity? [ So very unsure about all this. ]

[thebreakingwave]

It's for Waver and The Barrel.

[ Right? Right. Why not. ]

[gordianknots]

Sorry, but fair's fair.

[scorchedchivalry]

You could bid upon him yourself and not have to worry, dear lady.

[fairyfoes]

But.. he's a part of me. I'm his familiar. If he is up for bid, by necessity I am as well.

[scorchedchivalry]

There is no rule that says you cannot bid upon yourself. Though should you find yourself soon to be in the grips of an undesirable, I shall rescue you and yon wizard.

[fairyfoes]

[ Blushing pink, she grins and fidgets with the edge of a sleeve. ]

That's dearly kind of you, sir.

[scorchedchivalry]

It is only proper for a knight to rescue such a lovely lady. The wizard, on the other hand, can fend for himself.

[fairyfoes]

[ That pink got a shade redder, but she teases despite it. ]

But sir, I'd only just told you that I'm his familiar! You wouldn't leave me to worry for him, would you?

[scorchedchivalry]

But you are a pair in this. Should I save you, he will also reap the benefit. Just know that it is you I rescue and not him.

[She shot Harry a smirk, raising her eyebrows.]