Date Auction Meme

[withbite]

Feeling a bit down with the war looming ahead of you? What better way to raise some money for the cause than by bidding what you have on a lovely Bachelor or Bachelorette of your dreams?



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone.
4) Please put the character's name and canon in the header.

Bidding ends... whenever. Dammit, this is Fairyland, Jim. Time has no hold here. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (or whatever else was agreed on). Multiple winners are allowed (because this is a meme, okay? Okay.)


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

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Comments

Alice Liddell

[chaoticwhimsy]

She's pretty, she's helpful, she's...well, she's a bit too serious for her own good, but that's what your here for, huh? That's right, iiiiiiiiit's Alice!

[Lumina is the best salesperson shut up. The child is really trying not to giggle.]

She can cook you something wonderful or stab your enemies to death! All while worrying about your skinned knee! Can you think of a better date than all of that at the same time?

I'm thinking twenty, let's go, don't delay!

[digophelia]

[ She cannot even sort through normal social interactions, and she finds this? ]

Lumina!

[chaoticwhimsy]

Aaaand here she is, folks! Right on time! Come on, hurry up and get up here Alice!

[Lumina is impervious to your angry shouting, Alice.]

[digophelia]

[ ALICE ISN'T GETTING UP THERE. ]

1/2

[scorchedchivalry]

[...cooking?]

[scorchedchivalry]

[COOKING.]

Fifty.

[digophelia]

For goodness sakes.

[ ABSOLUTELY RED. NO, SABER. ]

[scorchedchivalry]

Is that not an adequate sum, Alice?

One hundred.

[digophelia]

Have you lost your mind?!

[ No, please stop, she's going to die of embarassment. ]

[scorchedchivalry]

Why would you ask such a question?

[digophelia]

I didn't ask to be apart of this!

[scorchedchivalry]

Then is it not better that I win you than another?

[digophelia]

[ Do you really want an answer, Saber? Actually, Alice is going to be difficult by crossing her arms and turning the other way. ]

[scorchedchivalry]

[That gets a bit of a chuckle from Saber. She's just going to turn her thoughts to what she'll have Alice cook for her.]

[digophelia]

It's not funny!

[ All she has to do is ask on a regular day! ]

[scorchedchivalry]

I beg to differ, Alice. Your reaction is quite amusing.

[digophelia]

No one should even entertain the idea of bidding on me, of all people.

[ Cannot hear you over the massive self-confidience issues. ]

[scorchedchivalry]

You have a much desirable quality, Alice.

[Kitchen saavy.]

[digophelia]

If you wanted a meal, all you would have to do is ask.

[scorchedchivalry]

But this is for charity.

[of_the_lake]

[IS TOO SMART TO BID, LET'S BE REAL.]

1/2

[digophelia]

[ WAITS FOR BERSERKER TO SAY SOMETHING. JUST. WAITS. ]

[digophelia]

[ Thank god. This is already embarrassing already. ]

[of_the_lake]

[No, but he's sitting and watching, absolutely fine with everything going down...]

[digophelia]

[ Good, it's not like she wants you to bid or anything. Not at all. Nothing going on here, not even with Saber elated to know she can cook. ]