Date Auction Meme

[withbite]

Feeling a bit down with the war looming ahead of you? What better way to raise some money for the cause than by bidding what you have on a lovely Bachelor or Bachelorette of your dreams?



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone.
4) Please put the character's name and canon in the header.

Bidding ends... whenever. Dammit, this is Fairyland, Jim. Time has no hold here. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (or whatever else was agreed on). Multiple winners are allowed (because this is a meme, okay? Okay.)


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

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Comments

[sangilak]

Eighty.

[withbite]

Don't you have something to do that doesn't involve... this?

Ninety.

[sangilak]

Don't you?

A hundred.

[withbite]

No, but I'm trying to remedy that.

A hundred and twenty.

[sangilak]

[ well now it's just a matter of principle... curse your competitive spirit, korra! ]

Two hundred. And no, I don't have anything else to do.

[fairyfoes]

Now now, you two! No reason we can't all enjoy ourselves. [ Grinning toothily. ]

Why not pool your resources? Korra, if you don't mind providing dinner. Two's a good time, but three's a proper party.

[sangilak]

[ THERE'S SOMETHING NOT QUITE RIGHT ABOUT YOU ALYOSHA. ]

Sure, how do you feel about venison?

[fairyfoes]

Ahhh, wonderful! Cooked over a spit with wild onion and rosemary? Mmmh...

Alas, due to recent circumstances, blood is the only thing I can properly ingest.

[sangilak]

Oh, great! Now I know what to do with it when I drain the carcass.

[ BEING DELIBERATELY OBTUSE, ALY. ]

[fairyfoes]

You know, I do loathe wastefulness. That might very well work.

[ Practically speaking, she has no idea! Worth a shot, right? ]

[sangilak]

[ aly no don't drink korra's blood. a.) it'll make you really sick, and b.) it'll get you in bad with a ton of people. ]

Glad to hear it.

[withbite]

[Well, now he was just annoyed.]

Three hundred. Or should I just kill you and revoke your bid?

[sangilak]

Good luck with that.

Four.

[withbite]

Go find a juicebox to suck.

Five.

[sangilak]

... Hmmmm.

Six.

[withbite]

Hmm? That's the best you got? Hmm?

Seven.

[sangilak]

[ ... annnnd she shrugs ]

Okay, I'm out. [ SMIRKING ] I just wanted to see if you were desperate enough to go to a thousand.

[ yeah that's right, she just jacked up the price for no reason ]

[withbite]

[Glare.

Well, at least this way, his vampire date to be should feel fought over. Might make her more amenable. >>]

Seelie.

[sangilak]

[ another shrug ]

In name only.

[withbite]

Uh huh. That's what they all say. But you, my dear, smell like one.

[sangilak]

I'll take that as a compliment, Creepy Guy.

[ seriously don't smell her that's weird?? ]

[withbite]

It's not one.

[Vampire. Duh. He can smell your--

....

blood?]

[sangilak]

[ then he can probably smell the light spirit living inside of her, fused with her soul. don't drink her blood it's no bueno for vampires. ]

And who's fault is that? Oh, gee, looks like yours.

[withbite]

[Since he's not a demon or possessed or affected by religious artifacts, maybe a light spirit would be a nice little snack.]

Mm, I'm more inclined to fault you.