Date Auction Meme

Feeling a bit down with the war looming ahead of you? What better way to raise some money for the cause than by bidding what you have on a lovely Bachelor or Bachelorette of your dreams?

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone.
4) Please put the character's name and canon in the header.
Bidding ends... whenever. Dammit, this is Fairyland, Jim. Time has no hold here. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (or whatever else was agreed on). Multiple winners are allowed (because this is a meme, okay? Okay.)

High Queen Morla herself | NPC
I believe that all books, titles, and otherwise do speak for themselves, and obviously Seelie be cautious, but let us at least note that among all the monarchs present, she'd probably be willing to entertain this nonsense.
So, with good faith meant by this, let's open the bidding at seventy five.
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An even hundred.
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Where's that Archer fellow?
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[ Harry isn't sure where or what he'd make for dinner for Morla, but that's a problem for another day. Surely, someone will outbid him? ]
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[sorry, Harry.]
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