Date Auction Meme

[withbite]

Feeling a bit down with the war looming ahead of you? What better way to raise some money for the cause than by bidding what you have on a lovely Bachelor or Bachelorette of your dreams?



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone.
4) Please put the character's name and canon in the header.

Bidding ends... whenever. Dammit, this is Fairyland, Jim. Time has no hold here. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (or whatever else was agreed on). Multiple winners are allowed (because this is a meme, okay? Okay.)


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

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Comments

[scorchedchivalry]

[IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT'S STILL SOMEONE WANTING TO TAKE HER SON ON A DATE.

...but at least there's no scary aura coming from Saber. She's just. STARING at him. In that polishing her sword kind of way.]

[gordianknots]

Video games and bullshitting. I'll turn the locket on the whole time if you insist.

[scorchedchivalry]

In a public location, Lord El-Melloi II.

[gordianknots]

Station. No touching beyond a single fist bump, if wanted.

[scorchedchivalry]

[What is a fist bump? Saber's not going to ask, but she raised her head a bit. Then turned her gaze to glare at anyone else looking to bid on her son.]

[gordianknots]

[Saber, remind him to teach you about that later. Really, of all the things for the grail to not include?]

You want me to outbid anyone else you don't approve of?

[scorchedchivalry]

You are assuming I approve of anyone.

[gordianknots]

Valid point, but in case it's someone you'd really rather not, as compared to you can somewhat tolerate.

[scorchedchivalry]

I shall keep that in mind.

[gordianknots]

That's all I can offer and ask.

[scorchedchivalry]

[Saber returned to giving Waver that glare before waiting to see if someone else was going to bid.]

[gordianknots]

[You know what Saber? He's going to see if the Station has laser tag, and invite you to be the opposing team if this all goes through. That way you can keep an eye on everything and maybe bond with your son too.]

[scorchedchivalry]

[She does not need to chaperone. She's not going that far.]

[gordianknots]

[Fair, but he might even do this if he loses. Waver would like to help repair some of the discord between the two somehow.

I mean also, gang on on Waver as he runs around out of breath is also an option.]

[scorchedchivalry]

[This plan would only work if Waver forced Saber and Mordred to be on the same team. Otherwise it just ends up with Mordred trying to shoot Saber and ignoring everything else.]

[gordianknots]

[Yeah, Waver's gonna to ask Rin or Rider or Alyosha to be on his team, just to keep things lively.]

[scorchedchivalry]

[Does he really want Saber and Alyosha competing against each other? All that UST, man.]

[gordianknots]

[There's a reason Alyosha's his third choice.]

[scorchedchivalry]

[Smart man.]

[gordianknots]

[There's a reason he's survived so far!]