Date Auction Meme

Feeling a bit down with the war looming ahead of you? What better way to raise some money for the cause than by bidding what you have on a lovely Bachelor or Bachelorette of your dreams?

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone.
4) Please put the character's name and canon in the header.
Bidding ends... whenever. Dammit, this is Fairyland, Jim. Time has no hold here. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (or whatever else was agreed on). Multiple winners are allowed (because this is a meme, okay? Okay.)

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Of course if anyone else bids, I'm happy to not attempt to start a war for a chance to hang out. Better to respect your preference, I think.
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My preference has little to do with this. For if someone desires my non-romantic company for a night of bonding that is fine as well. So long as my father can keep quiet for a night, that is.
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Very admirable, and well put.