Date Auction Meme

Feeling a bit down with the war looming ahead of you? What better way to raise some money for the cause than by bidding what you have on a lovely Bachelor or Bachelorette of your dreams?

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone.
4) Please put the character's name and canon in the header.
Bidding ends... whenever. Dammit, this is Fairyland, Jim. Time has no hold here. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (or whatever else was agreed on). Multiple winners are allowed (because this is a meme, okay? Okay.)

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I'm no debtor. It can be had.
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And what are your intentions should you successfully outbid Lord El-Melloi II?
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If that is all.
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[She furrowed her brow.]
I just felt the need to ask.
[wut are these paternal feelings?]
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It... doesn't seem like you, to not know something about yourself.
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How I feel is irrational.
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How you feel might be irrational. But there's... a part of that fact which is still, somehow, right and regular as rain.
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Nor does the knight appreciate such from me.
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