Date Auction Meme

Feeling a bit down with the war looming ahead of you? What better way to raise some money for the cause than by bidding what you have on a lovely Bachelor or Bachelorette of your dreams?

1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone.
4) Please put the character's name and canon in the header.
Bidding ends... whenever. Dammit, this is Fairyland, Jim. Time has no hold here. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (or whatever else was agreed on). Multiple winners are allowed (because this is a meme, okay? Okay.)

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I am reasonably certain you can fill it yourself.
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[ He shrugs. That's just how it goes. ]
Unless, you know of a reclusive order of eternally chaste monks that have removed themselves from the world? I could do that instead. It's good to have options.
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[ So much deadpan. ]
No, why don't you tell me why there's no one bidding for the privilege of an evening with you? We both know you're good company.
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